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Sign Off - Placebocisers
Season 7 • 09/06/2011
Stephen ties his Placebociser laces.
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02:39
Colbert Super PAC - PARRY-with-an-A-GATE! - Day 6 - We May Have Did It!
The Colbert Report
S7
Rick Parry might be the only write-in candidate to rank in the Ames straw poll top 10, but the Iowa GOP refuses to release the results for public scrutiny.
08/18/2011
04:25
Anderson Cooper's Kryptonite
The Colbert Report
S7
If "Depard-two" tickled Anderson Cooper's funny bone, Stephen has just the thing to slit his jocular vein.
08/18/2011
03:57
Colbert Super PAC - PARRY-with-an-A-GATE! - Day 6 - WOI in Des Moines Reports
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen goes live via satellite to The Colbert Report's local affiliate in Des Moines, WOI, for the latest on the Rick Parry write-in scandal.
08/18/2011
00:08
Sign Off - WOI in Des Moines
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen reminds Colbert Nation to tune into The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI.
08/18/2011
00:36
Intro - 8/18/11
The Colbert Report
S7
The Iowa straw poll has become an empty dirt field, Anderson Cooper loses his composure, and computer hacker Kevin Mitnick discusses technology.
08/18/2011
05:54
Kevin Mitnick
The Colbert Report
S7
Once the world's most wanted hacker, Kevin Mitnick talks about his start as a phone prankster and his years as a government fugitive.
08/18/2011
03:31
Michele Bachmann's Natural Disaster Metaphor
The Colbert Report
S7
In Michele Bachmann's metaphor, God represents the American people, politicians represent themselves, and the hurricane represents the earthquake.
09/06/2011
06:21
Cheating Death - Placebocisers & Vaxamalgam
The Colbert Report
S7
The American Council on Exercise finds that toning shoes offer no benefits, and pharmaceutical companies create two-for-one combination pills to extend their patents.
09/06/2011
05:21
The Word - Happy Endings
The Colbert Report
S7
Since people know how everything ends, they can either worry or they can enjoy the show.
09/06/2011
05:26
Tim Pawlenty
The Colbert Report
S7
Tim Pawlenty discusses his reasons for dropping out of the presidential race and endorses Stephen in the 2012 election.
09/06/2011
00:09
Sign Off - Placebocisers
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen puts on Prescott Orthopedics' shin-core toning Placebociser.
09/06/2011
00:07
Sign Off - Stephen Uses His iPad
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen takes a break from his iPad to say good night.
09/07/2011
05:32
This Weak in National Secowardty
The Colbert Report
S7
Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear.
09/07/2011
07:09
Robin Wright
The Colbert Report
S7
Robin Wright believes that, by rejecting extremism, Muslims have created the most important political turning point of the early 21st century.
09/07/2011
03:24
Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Paraphrase
The Colbert Report
S7
Controversy develops around the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial, and not just because the sculptor mistakenly made him white.
09/07/2011
03:59
PARRY-with-an-A-GATE! - Day 26 - Update
The Colbert Report
S7
WOI station manager and men's room Emmy fluffer Ray Cole sends an update on the Rick Parry write-in scandal.
09/07/2011
00:34
Intro - 9/7/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Controversy erupts over a DC monument, Des Moines may be hiding something, and Robin Wright discusses her book on the Arab Spring.
09/07/2011
06:00
Barack Obama's Jobs Speech
The Colbert Report
S7
To reach the unemployed, Barack Obama should deliver his speech when the unemployed are watching TV: at 3 a.m., right after a Slap Chop commercial.
09/08/2011
00:06
Sign Off - Old Milwaukee Beer
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen says good night and sips from his can of Old Milwaukee.
09/08/2011
03:50
Republican Presidential Debate Media Coverage
The Colbert Report
S7
All the 2012 election media coverage until now has been bulls**t, but everything from here out is crucial, life-or-death stuff.
09/08/2011
06:05
Tom Brokaw
The Colbert Report
S7
Tom Brokaw recalls the experience of reporting on the 9/11 attacks and explores how Americans have been shaped by the tragedy.
09/08/2011
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