The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 8 • 07/16/2003

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02:41

Gary Hart Pt. 2
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Gary Hart feels George W. Bush is an inept leader but he doesn't have the $250 million to take him on in 2004.
07/15/2003
02:57

Nnnggehhh... - Director of Homeland Security
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The figurehead Department of Homeland Security unveils a urine-free new logo and tries to get bumped closer to the presidency.
07/15/2003
03:16

Homeland Bureaucracy
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Rob Corddry is excited about the symbolic, non-bureaucratic changes afoot in the Department for Homeland Security.
07/15/2003
06:15

Gary Hart Pt. 1
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After calling for a Department for Homeland Security and warning of a terrorist attack in 1999, Gary Hart says America still has a long way to go.
07/15/2003
01:49

Hurricane Coverage
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Hurricanes are very serious, but news teams have fancy equipment and lots of people to track their every move.
07/16/2003
05:34

Rowan Atkinson
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Rowan Atkinson has come to conquer America with his maxi-movie.
07/16/2003
02:58

Ad Nauseam - Hygiene Products
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Advertisers try to sell you products for your disgusting body without making you sick.
07/16/2003
02:47

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - NAACP Convention
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Lieberman, Gephardt and Kucinich are no-shows at the NAACP's annual convention.
07/16/2003
02:48

Black Voters
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Black people aren't going to vote republican just because Dick Gephardt missed their convention.
07/16/2003
00:20

Moment of Zen - Lamisil Ad
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A Lamisil nail infection commercial.
07/16/2003
01:16

Jon Magazine
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In the latest issue of Jon Magazine, Stephen Colbert shows you the top ten places to bang your old lady.
07/16/2003
03:27

Headlines - It's Pat!
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Pat Robertson prays that God will move against three Supreme Court justices for their sodomy ruling.
07/17/2003
02:56

Back in Black - Symbolism
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Lewis Black examines current forms of American symbolism: flag burning, the Ten Commandments and elephants humping.
07/17/2003
00:21

Moment of Zen - Pat's Prayer
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Footage of televangelist Pat Robertson praying for God to intervene in the Supreme Court.
07/17/2003
03:52

Operation Supreme Court Freedom
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Stephen Colbert explains Operation Supreme Court Freedom and what it will take for God to win against sodomy.
07/17/2003
01:16

Intro - Barbara Walters
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Jon ends his feud with Barbara Walters and beseeches her not to posses his property.
07/17/2003
06:35

Martin Lawrence
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Martin Lawrence talks with Jon about his movie "Bad Boys II" and going on vacation with his family.
07/17/2003
01:04

Kobe Trial Human Element
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Samantha Bee will report such precise and detailed information about the unnamed victim in the Kobe Bryant trial, even a child will be able to figure out who she is.
07/21/2003
04:09

Amphibious Assault
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Some people think that toads need to get in line behind the disabled people and blind people who are getting their benefits cut.
07/21/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - Bull
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A grazing bull with very big horns.
07/21/2003
05:19

Gabrielle Union
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When Gabrielle Union goes out of town, her dogs stay at the pet day spa and learning center.
07/21/2003
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