The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Pat's Prayer

Season 8 • 07/17/2003

Pat Robertson prays for the divine removal of three Supreme Court justices.

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02:58

Ad Nauseam - Hygiene Products
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Advertisers try to sell you products for your disgusting body without making you sick.
07/16/2003
02:47

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - NAACP Convention
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Lieberman, Gephardt and Kucinich are no-shows at the NAACP's annual convention.
07/16/2003
01:16

Jon Magazine
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In the latest issue of Jon Magazine, Stephen Colbert shows you the top ten places to bang your old lady.
07/16/2003
02:48

Black Voters
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Black people aren't going to vote republican just because Dick Gephardt missed their convention.
07/16/2003
00:20

Moment of Zen - Lamisil Ad
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A Lamisil nail infection commercial.
07/16/2003
03:27

Headlines - It's Pat!
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Pat Robertson prays that God will move against three Supreme Court justices for their sodomy ruling.
07/17/2003
02:56

Back in Black - Symbolism
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Lewis Black examines current forms of American symbolism: flag burning, the Ten Commandments and elephants humping.
07/17/2003
03:52

Operation Supreme Court Freedom
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Stephen Colbert explains Operation Supreme Court Freedom and what it will take for God to win against sodomy.
07/17/2003
01:16

Intro - Barbara Walters
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Jon ends his feud with Barbara Walters and beseeches her not to posses his property.
07/17/2003
06:35

Martin Lawrence
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Martin Lawrence talks with Jon about his movie "Bad Boys II" and going on vacation with his family.
07/17/2003
00:21

Moment of Zen - Pat's Prayer
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Footage of televangelist Pat Robertson praying for God to intervene in the Supreme Court.
07/17/2003
01:04

Kobe Trial Human Element
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Samantha Bee will report such precise and detailed information about the unnamed victim in the Kobe Bryant trial, even a child will be able to figure out who she is.
07/21/2003
04:09

Amphibious Assault
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Some people think that toads need to get in line behind the disabled people and blind people who are getting their benefits cut.
07/21/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - Bull
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A grazing bull with very big horns.
07/21/2003
05:19

Gabrielle Union
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When Gabrielle Union goes out of town, her dogs stay at the pet day spa and learning center.
07/21/2003
01:37

Intro - Fruitcake
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Jon had to wait the whole weekend to tell you that one congressman called another congressman a fruitcake last Friday.
07/21/2003
01:08

Headlines - Kobe Bryant
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When they built the Kobe Bryant Information Center back in 1999, Jon remembers thinking: "Do we really need this?"
07/21/2003
01:51

Kobe Trial Media Criticism
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Stephen Colbert is only replaying this gratuitous footage to show you how a complex pas de deux of human frailty will be reduced to spectacle.
07/21/2003
01:27

Kobe's Courthouse
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Ed Helms will spend the next few months shooting footage of Kobe Bryant's lawyers getting out of cars and back into cars.
07/21/2003
01:16

Kobe Bryant Information Center
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"The Kobe Bryant Trial" as a title graphic? Come on -- all that does is convey the information in a succinct manner.
07/21/2003
03:22

Misery Loves Companies
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The Golden Age of Bankruptcy is paving the way for new generation of Rockefellers and Fords.
07/22/2003
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