The Colbert Report

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Season 2 E 147 • 11/27/2006

Stephen hasn't thought about Iraq for a while.

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03:21

The Word - Play Ball!
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Democrats, lobbyists aren't your enemies. They're your friends with benefits.
11/16/2006
00:32

Intro - 11/16/06
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Stephen talks to Richard Linklater and lobbyists look for friends in the new Democratic majority.
11/16/2006
04:57

Sexiest Man Alive
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Rugged good ol' boy Matthew McConaughey is out. Leftist pretty boy George Clooney is in.
11/16/2006
05:10

Richard Linklater
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Stephen asks Richard Linklater how fast food can be that bad - after all, they make happy meals.
11/16/2006
01:51

Putin '08
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Is killing a vocal critic two years before the election going negative too early?
11/27/2006
00:14

Sign Off - Love
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Stephen explains his philosophy on love.
11/27/2006
05:57

Jim Lehrer
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Jim Lehrer says it takes a lot of courage to be boring five nights a week.
11/27/2006
02:12

TiVo Cleaning
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Gotta clean out the TiVo every now and then or it gets mangy, like the bikini line.
11/27/2006
06:21

ThreatDown - 100 Hoops
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A Spanish-speaking mini-basketball game is just a sneaky way of teaching our kids to be soft on immigration.
11/27/2006
00:34

Intro - 11/27/06
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Stephen talks to Jim Lehrer, reviews this season's hottest Christmas toys, and recaps his Thanksgiving dinner.
11/27/2006
03:05

The Word - Jacksquat
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If one of your people can be played by Ben Kingsley, you're all the same to Stephen.
11/27/2006
06:01

Harry Shearer
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Stephen nails Harry Shearer for his lack of political correctness in naming his new book "Not Enough Indians."
11/28/2006
04:49

The Word - Ecu-Menace
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Stephen's strong belief in the wrongness of other religions has the bullet points heading for the hills.
11/28/2006
00:09

Sign Off - Exceptional Audience
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Stephen refuses to play to his average audience member, as they are, in fact, all exceptional.
11/28/2006
06:08

Alabama Miracle - Helen Keller Museum
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Tad the building manager travels to Colbert County to found The Stephen Colbert Museum & Gift Shop.
11/28/2006
02:15

Who's Honoring Me Now? - GQ
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Stephen is named one of GQ's Men of the Year, and it may have netted him a new black friend.
11/28/2006
00:32

Intro - 11/28/06
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Stephen prepares to ignore everything about guest Harry Shearer but "This is Spinal Tap."
11/28/2006
04:28

Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Jeopardy
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Stephen lashes out against both "Jeopardy" and The Decemberists for riding his coattails.
11/29/2006
00:39

Intro - 11/29/06
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A crackdown on illegal immigrants has Lou Dobbs smiling down from heaven.
11/29/2006
02:36

The Word - Killing Two Birds
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Stephen looks to kill two birds with one stone by incarcerating illegal immigrants then hiring them out of prison.
11/29/2006
06:30

Nora Ephron
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Stephen asks director Nora Ephron why so much of his performance in "Bewitched" hit the cutting room floor.
11/29/2006
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