The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Mark Your Calendar - February

Season 7 • 02/04/2003

February is the retarded month.

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00:11

Moment of Zen - Navy Seal
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Sea lions are being trained by the U.S. Navy to attack enemy divers.
02/03/2003
03:41

James Addiction
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By allowing LeBron James to be suspended, his entourage really dropped the parasite ball.
02/03/2003
06:20

Doug Wilson
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Doug Wilson comments that most of the homes in America are exactly the same.
02/03/2003
00:17

Moment of Zen - Little Girl Dancing
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A little girl dances and spins.
02/04/2003
02:43

Cannonball Run
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With the prospect of all out war with Iraq looming, U.N. Weapons Inspectors are increasingly distracted by dramatic car accidents.
02/04/2003
05:58

Kate Hudson
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Every time Kate Hudson is on the show, she and Jon discuss alcohol for most of the time.
02/04/2003
01:11

The Wally Johnson Program
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President George W. Bush has allocated billions for iPods because he wants us all to have music in our lives.
02/04/2003
02:43

Slowdown Iraq - The Shields
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You've got to know things aren't going well when your own citizens are willing to be human shields for the enemy.
02/04/2003
02:01

Slowdown Iraq - Day of Reckoning
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The United States and Great Britain ally in their desire to overthrow Saddam Hussein
02/04/2003
01:43

Chem Fatale
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Paint Chips Ahoy and second hand smoke are some of the many chemicals our body does not need.
02/04/2003
02:28

Mark Your Calendar - February
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February is both a short and irregular month, making it retarded.
02/04/2003
03:23

That's Quite Interesting to Mo Rocca - SUVs
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SUVs embody America: they are big, bold and consume ungodly amounts of fuel.
02/05/2003
05:42

Slowdown: Iraq - We Have Graphics
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Secretary of State Colin Powell demonstrates that America is second to none in the field of Power Point presentations.
02/05/2003
07:46

Arianna Huffington
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Arianna Huffington urges the American people to get informed, get mad and take action against Washington DC lobbyists.
02/05/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Burn Baby Burn
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A monster truck burns a car.
02/05/2003
01:58

Dude is Crazy
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Secretary of State Colin Powell's presentation to the U.N. Security Council can be described in any language as "awesome."
02/05/2003
01:11

Headlines - Cubs in a Den
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Michael Jackson still loves sleeping with little boys. Just not in a sexual way.
02/06/2003
07:14

David Frum
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David Frum and Jon talk about writing speeches for the president.
02/06/2003
02:40

Slowdown Iraq - Two Severed Thumbs Down
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In response to Colin Powell's U.N. presentation, the Iraqis are more insulting than Simon Cowell at karaoke night.
02/06/2003
05:47

Full Metal Junket
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Stephen Colbert confronts the horror and chaos of fake war head on and can't wait to leave.
02/06/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Afghani Woman Driving
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An Afghani woman learns how to drive.
02/06/2003
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