The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Wet Offensive

Season 7 • 09/30/2002

While lost at sea, Richard Van Pham learned to make a delicious turtle a la seagull.

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00:33

Intro - 9/26/02
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Jon Stewart starts The Daily Show with a cheer.
09/26/2002
03:50

Real Sex and the City
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Lauren Weedman interviews real New York City women about their "sex in the city" and STDs.
09/26/2002
01:49

Headlines - Iraq vs. Al Qaeda
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President George W. Bush cannot distinguish between Iraq and Al Qaeda, but Jon Stewart can.
09/26/2002
05:04

Headlines - War Path
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President George W. Bush questions Democratic senators' patriotism and raises the ire of key political figures.
09/26/2002
00:48

Intro - Ryder Cup
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Jon is saddened by America loss of golf's Ryder Cup, but he reminds Europe fans not to get too cocky.
09/30/2002
00:10

Moment of Zen - Kill My Daddy
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George W. Bush points out that Saddam Hussein once tried to kill his daddy.
09/30/2002
06:14

Bonnie Hunt
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Bonnie Hunt talks about her new show, "Life with Bonnie," and complains about Jon's sound guy.
09/30/2002
03:35

Headlines - Showdown: Iraq? - Baghdad Vacation
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Three U.S. congressmen travel to Baghdad to photo-op away the looming war.
09/30/2002
00:50

Preview - 10/1/02
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Jon previews Stephen Colbert's foray into the dark underworld of championship bridge.
09/30/2002
03:33

Helms - Fatten Up For Fall - Total Fatness
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Ed Helms advises Americans to add a layer of fat to their bodies before winter.
09/30/2002
03:05

Wet Offensive
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62-year-old Richard Van Pham survived for four months on a damaged and lost sailboat before finally being rescued by the U.S. Navy.
09/30/2002
01:55

Mark Your Calendar - October
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Diversity Awareness Month is a month to tell people of all races, genders and nationalities: "I'm aware of you, I respect you and I guess I'll catch you later."
10/01/2002
03:56

Headlines - Squirm Limits
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New Jersey Senator Robert Torricelli drops his re-election bid after the Senate Ethics Committee accuses him of accepting inappropriate gifts.
10/01/2002
01:16

Intro - Stealing Candy
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Jon reminds the audience that it's too early to start trick-or-treating, and also too early to steal candy from stores.
10/01/2002
00:19

Moment of Zen - Senator Robert Torricelli
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Senator Robert Torricelli speaks emotionally about his life in the Senate.
10/01/2002
05:51

Patrick Dempsey
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Patrick Dempsey talks about making out in movies, being a new dad and growing up in Maine.
10/01/2002
02:11

Prude Awakening
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Clean Flicks has added a digital corset to cover Kate Winslet's hideous, milky-white, nipple-tipped breast in "Titanic."
10/01/2002
03:25

Squirm Limits - Midterm Elections
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In one term, Senator Torricelli compiled a list of ethical violations that many in Congress have taken a lifetime to achieve.
10/01/2002
05:33

David Schwimmer
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David Schwimmer has so much money that he could literally whittle one piece of wood for the next forty years.
10/02/2002
01:00

Advice from Counsel
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Jon regrets his remarks about Reese Witherspoon's dark criminal past.
10/02/2002
02:36

Helms - Vulcan Death Grip
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More moderate members of the Bush Administration feel we should kill Hussein with kindness.
10/02/2002
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