The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - I'll Be Back

Season 10 • 07/21/2005

Arnold Schwarzenegger tortures a sentence to fit in a catchphrase.

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02:32

Judgment Day
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Ed Helms analyzes President George W. Bush's new Supreme Court nominee and his absurd whiteness.
07/20/2005
01:01

Intro - The Couch
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Jon delivers a eulogy for the old Daily Show couch.
07/20/2005
00:22

Moment of Zen - Bench Strength
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The media talking heads agree that Bush will nominate Edith Brown Clement to the Supreme Court.
07/20/2005
01:27

Mess O'Potamia - Abstract Assessment
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Donald Rumsfeld looks at the battle-readiness of Iraqi battalions as though it were an abstract de Kooning.
07/21/2005
01:41

Mess O'Potamia - Saddam's Lawyer
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Saddam Hussein's lawyer reveals that Saddam Hussein is a lawyer himself.
07/21/2005
00:58

Intro - London Bombings
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Jon sarcastically compliments the terrorist dicks for targeting commuters in London.
07/21/2005
04:28

Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2
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Fareed Zakaria explains how radicalism and extremism amongst Muslims just aren't kosher.
07/21/2005
05:06

Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1
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Fareed Zakaria explains the ghettoized lifestyle of European Muslims and how beholden they can be to seductive philosophies.
07/21/2005
01:10

Preview - 7/25/05
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Jon has no idea what he and Rick Santorum are going to talk about next week, but they are both going to eat their Wheaties.
07/21/2005
05:03

The Hole Truth
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Samantha Bee takes a deeper look at a pothole publicity stunt by the Terminator.
07/21/2005
00:15

Moment of Zen - I'll Be Back
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Arnold Schwarzenegger borrows a phrase from one of his hit movies to promote tourism in California.
07/21/2005
07:53

Rick Santorum Pt. 1
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Senator Rick Santorum talks about his new book, "It Takes a Family," and his thoughts on virtue, character and the family unit.
07/25/2005
03:05

Tour De Fr-Lance!
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Now that Lance Armstrong has retired, who's left for Americans to care about? JeanPierre Whocares, Guillermo Idontgiveaflyingcrap and Bjorn Yaaaaaaaaaaawn?
07/25/2005
04:23

Rick Santorum Pt. 2
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Rick Santorum would prefer that popular culture be more virtuous and uplifting for kids today.
07/25/2005
02:50

Headlines - Quitter!
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Lance Armstrong announces his retirement following his seventh Tour de France win; thankfully, Senator John Kerry was on hand to drain the event of some of its human emotion.
07/25/2005
01:00

Intro - Rick Santorum
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Jon talks about meeting Senator Rick Santorum backstage.
07/25/2005
00:20

Moment of Zen - Lance Armstrong's Physiology
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CNN reports on Lance Armstrong's remarkable physiology.
07/25/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - Spacecraft
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Former NASA Astronaut Scott Horowitz tells CNN's Miles O'Brien about the spacecraft he is holding in his lap.
07/26/2005
02:07

Intro - Miles O'Brien's Spacecraft
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CNN's Miles O'Brien is well-endowed with scientific knowledge and has rock-hard reporter's credentials, but now he's just bragging.
07/26/2005
03:56

Back in Black - GOP Strategy
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Mexico puts a black caricature on a stamp, while the camel jockeys in the United Arab Emirates still suffer indignity.
07/26/2005
05:36

Gays of Thunder
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Samantha Bee exposes a new gay trend that threatens to undermine the very soul of NASCAR nation.
07/26/2005
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