The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Actual Apologies

Season 2 E 123 • 10/02/2006

Now that the Book of Life is sealed, Stephen shares some beautiful, actual apologies.

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03:40

Un-American News - Spain
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Stephen looks at the un-American news from Spain, Japan and Ireland.
09/28/2006
07:07

Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa Claus, IN
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Stephen looks for ways to reunite a town divided by Abraham Lincoln.
09/28/2006
05:01

Steve Wozniak
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Steve Wozniak loves to cut his steak on airplanes with his business card.
09/28/2006
00:31

Intro - 9/28/06
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Stephen decks the halls with rounds of ammo, surveys the foreign press, and asks what Steve Wozniak has to say to his uncle, the typewriter salesman.
09/28/2006
01:42

Jon Stewart Calls In
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Stephen talks to Jon Stewart on the Days of Repentance hotline.
09/28/2006
00:31

Intro - 10/2/06
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Scientists band together to support political candidates, and author Michael Lewis talks about football.
10/02/2006
02:57

The Word - Copycat
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Scientists are dangerous enough one at a time. Now they're organizing.
10/02/2006
03:54

Mark Foley
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Denny Hastert is a former high school wrestling coach. What would he know about the sexual harassment of young boys?
10/02/2006
06:46

Michael Lewis
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Stephen and Michael Lewis talk about privilege in America.
10/02/2006
04:52

ThreatDown - Saudi Arabia
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The Iraqis are greeting us as liberators -- with improvised explosive celebrations.
10/02/2006
01:19

Sign Off - Actual Apologies
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Some atone phone callers are not sure what they did, but they're Jewish, so they must have done something.
10/02/2006
06:36

Andy Stern
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Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future.
10/03/2006
00:48

Sign Off - Retire the Jersey
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After completing a perfect show, Stephen retires his Jersey and raises it to the rafters.
10/03/2006
04:18

Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle - Mascot
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After Stephen's viewers vote-bombed their website, the Saginaw Spirit named their mascot Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, and then enjoyed a victory.
10/03/2006
02:37

Lucifer
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Stephen looks at some of Hillary Clinton's stances and compares them to the views of Lucifer.
10/03/2006
00:29

Intro - 10/3/06
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Bush gets advice from Kissinger on the war in Iraq, Stephen comes up with a reason to watch hockey and then avoids paying his guest Andy Stern overtime.
10/03/2006
02:57

The Word - Experience
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The best way to come up with the best exit strategy is to get the super group of the Nixon administration back together.
10/03/2006
02:21

Drunk Dialing
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Republicans have some good reasons to drink, and when one drinks, one tends to forget things.
10/03/2006
01:28

$20 Million Victory Party
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Congress approved $20 million to pay for a day-long party in Washington celebrating victory in Afghanistan and Iraq. Regrettably, that money wasn't spent.
10/04/2006
03:11

Mark Foley the RINO
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Stephen knows that Representative Mark Foley isn't a Republican, he's a RINO -- and by that he doesn't mean horny.
10/04/2006
06:48

Byron Dorgan
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When Stephen found out Senator Byron Dorgan was coming he thought he'd do a North Dakota-themed show, until he couldn't think of anything else from North Dakota.
10/04/2006
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