The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Jon's Vices

Season 8 • 12/04/2003

Jon's old days were good times, but that's the past and it's not coming back.

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00:18

Globe Central
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Jon Stewart wonders if Hannity and Colmes have first names.
12/03/2003
04:59

Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Senator Bob Graham
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Just because Bob Graham isn't on the ballot doesn't mean he can't beat Carol Moseley Braun.
12/03/2003
03:06

'04-Play - Knowledge City
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The soccer mom demographic was prominent in the 2000 election, the Nascar dads will be crucial in 2004 and both parties are looking ahead to the badminton uncles in 2008.
12/03/2003
03:31

Back in Black - Ways To Not Get Off Your Ass
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If we're using robots for vacuuming and putting up dry wall, it's no wonder they rise up to destroy us.
12/03/2003
06:38

Alec Baldwin
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Alec Baldwin reveals that Jon Stewart is running Hollywood from behind his cheesy, Lucite, basic cable desk.
12/04/2003
05:12

Whaaaa? - Imaginary Friends
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The informal Israeli-Palestinian treaty is such a long shot, it can't even work when pigs fly because both parties consider the animals unclean.
12/04/2003
00:41

Intro - First Snow of the Year
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Oh Lord, dig a hole in the ground -- it's gonna snow, Lord.
12/04/2003
03:25

Mark Your Calendar - December
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Saint Nicholas was the inspiration for Santa Claus, while Mrs. Claus was inspired by the Shelley Winters character from "The Poseidon Adventure."
12/04/2003
00:09

Moment of Zen - Virtual Peace Treaty
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Former Israeli Justice Minister Yossi Beilin and former Palestinian Information Minister Yasser Abed Rabbo sign a virtual peace agreement in Geneva.
12/04/2003
01:17

The Colbert Report Preview
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Join Stephen Colbert as he dives past the issues of the day and straight into what he thinks.
12/04/2003
00:39

Jon's Vices
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Jon may need to rent a car, head to Atlantic City and put his whole life on black.
12/04/2003
05:28

Eva Mendes
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Jon Stewart challenges Eva Mendes to a fight.
12/08/2003
03:54

Seasonal Affective Disorder
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Ed Helms offers a variety of ways to beat the holiday blues on a budget.
12/08/2003
03:20

Global Earth Watch - Fish Penis
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Samantha Bee delves into the violent and sultry world of aquatic birds of prey and invertebrates.
12/08/2003
01:06

The Storm of the Weekend
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The weekend snowstorm obscures most of the Northeast including the New Hampshire campaigns.
12/08/2003
03:51

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Profanity
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Jon Stewart outdoes John Kerry's Rolling Stone profanity with a segment where you can barely hear between the beeps.
12/08/2003
01:17

Cheese Curb
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Jon teaches the audience not to lick his sidewalk.
12/08/2003
00:25

Moment of Zen - Laughing All The Way
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George W. Bush looks very uncomfortable singing Christmas carols.
12/08/2003
02:58

Back in Black - Naughty List
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Lewis Black has a big bag of coal this Christmas, and he's making stops at KFC and Abercrombie & Fitch.
12/09/2003
01:39

Iraqi Orchestra
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Jon questions the wisdom of Iraq forming a symphony orchestra so early in their re-building process.
12/09/2003
00:09

Moment of Zen - Ballot Shredder
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One of Vladimir Putin's opponents casts his ballot directly into a shredder.
12/09/2003
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