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Back in Black - Ways To Not Get Off Your Ass

Season 8 • 12/03/2003

New rule: No combining old gadgets when you should be working on something new.

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00:51

Larry King Is A Soft Bunny
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Stephen Colbert asks Senator Bob Graham why he dropped out of the presidential race.
12/02/2003
03:03

The Shopping News
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The day after Thanksgiving is about buying things for the family while standing on the head of a complete stranger.
12/02/2003
04:49

Tom Daschle Pt. 1
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Jon and Tom Daschle talk about the difference between being the minority and the majority leader.
12/02/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - Cutting in Line
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Two women remove one woman from a line the day after Thanksgiving.
12/02/2003
03:29

Organ Donor
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Stephen Colbert doesn't have a problem helping the elderly in general; it's just these elderly that he objects to.
12/02/2003
00:15

Moment of Zen - DVD Smash
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Lewis Black smashes a cheap DVD player with a bat.
12/03/2003
06:56

Sean Hannity and Alan Colmes
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In the 2004 election Alan Colmes will vote for any Democrat that isn't George W. Bush.
12/03/2003
00:18

Globe Central
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Jon Stewart wonders if Hannity and Colmes have first names.
12/03/2003
04:59

Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Senator Bob Graham
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Just because Bob Graham isn't on the ballot doesn't mean he can't beat Carol Moseley Braun.
12/03/2003
03:06

'04-Play - Knowledge City
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The soccer mom demographic was prominent in the 2000 election, the Nascar dads will be crucial in 2004 and both parties are looking ahead to the badminton uncles in 2008.
12/03/2003
03:31

Back in Black - Ways To Not Get Off Your Ass
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If we're using robots for vacuuming and putting up dry wall, it's no wonder they rise up to destroy us.
12/03/2003
06:38

Alec Baldwin
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Alec Baldwin reveals that Jon Stewart is running Hollywood from behind his cheesy, Lucite, basic cable desk.
12/04/2003
05:12

Whaaaa? - Imaginary Friends
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The informal Israeli-Palestinian treaty is such a long shot, it can't even work when pigs fly because both parties consider the animals unclean.
12/04/2003
00:41

Intro - First Snow of the Year
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Oh Lord, dig a hole in the ground -- it's gonna snow, Lord.
12/04/2003
00:39

Jon's Vices
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Jon may need to rent a car, head to Atlantic City and put his whole life on black.
12/04/2003
03:25

Mark Your Calendar - December
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Saint Nicholas was the inspiration for Santa Claus, while Mrs. Claus was inspired by the Shelley Winters character from "The Poseidon Adventure."
12/04/2003
00:09

Moment of Zen - Virtual Peace Treaty
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Former Israeli Justice Minister Yossi Beilin and former Palestinian Information Minister Yasser Abed Rabbo sign a virtual peace agreement in Geneva.
12/04/2003
01:17

The Colbert Report Preview
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Join Stephen Colbert as he dives past the issues of the day and straight into what he thinks.
12/04/2003
05:28

Eva Mendes
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Jon Stewart challenges Eva Mendes to a fight.
12/08/2003
03:54

Seasonal Affective Disorder
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Ed Helms offers a variety of ways to beat the holiday blues on a budget.
12/08/2003
03:20

Global Earth Watch - Fish Penis
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Samantha Bee delves into the violent and sultry world of aquatic birds of prey and invertebrates.
12/08/2003
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