The Colbert Report

The Word - AT & Treason

Season 4 E 31 • 03/06/2008

We have the perfect weapon to scare the American people -- the telephone itself.

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01:01

Hucka-Bye
The Colbert ReportS4 E30

Stephen is heartbroken that John McCain has taken the GOP nomination.
03/05/2008
00:27

R.I.P. Gary Gygax
The Colbert ReportS4 E30

Stephen says goodbye to Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons & Dragons.
03/05/2008
05:11

Difference Makers - Free Implants
The Colbert ReportS4 E30

Jason Grunstra started a website that boosts women's confidence and bra sizes for free.
03/05/2008
00:46

Farewell Brett Favre
The Colbert ReportS4 E30

Stephen takes a moment to pay tribute to a great American hero.
03/05/2008
00:27

Intro - 3/5/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E30

Barack sees his shadow - seven more weeks of primaries!
03/05/2008
05:07

Robert Reich
The Colbert ReportS4 E30

Stephen uses delicious metaphors to try and find out which candidate Robert Reich supports.
03/05/2008
00:33

Intro - 3/6/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E31

House Democrats refuse to renew a wire tapping bill -- sounds like someone's got something to hide.
03/06/2008
02:34

Hot Dog With the President
The Colbert ReportS4 E31

John McCain has ruined Stephen's life-long dream of having a private, presidential hot dog lunch with George W. Bush.
03/06/2008
05:10

John Legend
The Colbert ReportS4 E31

John Legend explains that true patriotism involves honest critiques and a willingness to change.
03/06/2008
04:03

Cheating Death - Surgery
The Colbert ReportS4 E31

Stephen's motto is: If you can cut a steak, you can remove a gall bladder.
03/06/2008
04:03

The Word - AT & Treason
The Colbert ReportS4 E31

Call your congressman and tell them you want America to be protected. Call anyone -- the right people will be listening.
03/06/2008
00:27

Intro - 3/10/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E32

Hillary says the states she won are bigger than Obama's -- but it's not the size, it's whether it's shaped like Florida.
03/10/2008
05:23

The '72 Democrats
The Colbert ReportS4 E32

Stephen gives us a special report on the 1972 Democratic presidential campaign.
03/10/2008
04:22

The Word - Size Matters
The Colbert ReportS4 E32

Stephen invents some new states -- like South Georgiabamasippiana -- to help Obama win the election.
03/10/2008
06:51

George McGovern
The Colbert ReportS4 E32

George McGovern believes that one can be an idealist and a realist at the same time.
03/10/2008
02:35

Whores!
The Colbert ReportS4 E32

Stephen reviews Gov. Eliot Spitzer's last appearance to find any clues about this recent scandal.
03/10/2008
06:06

The Word - Mr. Right Now
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

Stephen learns to love the less-than-perfect Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
03/11/2008
02:27

Spitzer Greeting Cards
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

It is not often that a husband can get a hug from his wife just for not going to a prostitute.
03/11/2008
06:34

Geraldo Rivera
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

Geraldo Rivera has had an "a-ha" moment that changed his opinion of Stephen.
03/11/2008
04:04

Colbert Platinum - Liechtenstein
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

Did Stephen's nemesis, Dr. Hans Maria Von Klugg, expose this European tax haven?
03/11/2008
00:09

Sign Off - Show's Over, America
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

The show has ended -- pencils down.
03/11/2008
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