This Is Not Happening

Ari Shaffir - The Christmas Spirit - Uncensored

Season 3 E 4 • 11/04/2016

Ari Shaffir describes a moment when he was overwhelmed by the holiday spirit.

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11:19

Ari Shaffir - The Time Ari Used a Condom - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E1

After Ari Shaffir had sex with a stranger he didn't trust, he ended up going to extreme lengths to avoid disposing of a condom in her home.
10/13/2016
13:58

Sal Vulcano - Possible Terrorism - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E1

When Sal Vulcano got someone else's package in the mail, he decided to play a little game with the intended recipient and ended up getting in way over his head.
10/13/2016
09:35

Lavell Crawford - White-Girl Day Camp - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E2

When Lavell Crawford was a kid, he went to camp, fell in love with a white girl and almost drowned because of a negligent counselor.
10/20/2016
13:46

Doug Stanhope - Love Triangle at the Coach & Horses - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E2

After a bad breakup, Doug Stanhope's rebound relationship with a beautiful woman runs into an unexpected obstacle.
10/20/2016
14:31

Greg Behrendt - Dog Pills - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E2

Greg Behrendt tries to treat his depression with his dog's medication, does a stint in rehab and then ends up finding out he has cancer while in Australia.
10/20/2016
09:12

Al Jackson - Guest Speaker - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E3

Al Jackson accidentally says yes to a gig that turns out to be an early morning speech about note-taking and organization.
10/28/2016
16:35

Andrew W.K. - Cafe Wha? - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E3

When Andrew W.K. was a teenager, he moved to New York City to become a fashion designer, but instead, he ended up participating in a terrifying audition for a band.
10/28/2016
13:02

Maria Bamford - Psych Ward - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E3

When Maria Bamford checked herself into a psychiatric hospital, it was only the beginning of a spiral into mental illness that prevented her from doing comedy for two years.
10/28/2016
12:06

Brian Regan - Boo Sailboat
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4

While on the campaign trail with a famous dog, Brian Regan is forced to give a confusing speech to amped-up hockey fans.
11/04/2016
14:32

Rory Scovel - Shart Attack - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4

Young Rory Scovel was on his way to a pool party when an unexpected gastrointestinal event changed his life forever.
11/04/2016
07:20

Ari Shaffir - The Christmas Spirit - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4

The first time Ari Shaffir stayed in New York for Christmas, he was moved to do something kind for a stranger and got in a little over his head.
11/04/2016
13:06

Louie Anderson - My Brother the Safecracker - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5

Louie Anderson's whole family has something to say when the FBI comes around looking for his safecracker of a brother.
11/11/2016
09:19

Bonnie McFarlane - Burning Down the House - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5

Bonnie McFarlane doesn't realize that her house is on fire because she's too focused on tarot cards.
11/11/2016
12:10

Liza Treyger - Always Getting Arrested - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5

Liza Treyger's miserable college experience sends her spiraling into alcoholism and into the path of law enforcement.
11/11/2016
10:38

Big Jay Oakerson - Virgin Holocaust - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E6

When Big Jay Oakerson was 17, he lost his virginity to an older woman who had mastered sex moves he just wasn't ready for.
11/18/2016
09:39

Julian McCullough - One-Sided Love Story - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E6

In college, Julian McCullough fell madly in love with a classmate and went to an embarrassing extreme to prove how much he cared about her.
11/18/2016
08:16

Bobby Lee - Five-Way at the Riviera - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E6

A misstep during a late-night five-way in Las Vegas ends with Bobby Lee driving his friend to the hospital at 6am.
11/18/2016
01:51

Ari Dies Again and Again (and Again) - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3

Ari Shaffir dies in 10 different creative and glorious ways to the tune of a Run the Jewels song.
11/22/2016
09:09

Sean Flannery - Story of Love - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E7

When Sean Flannery snuck into a Huey Lewis and the News show with his friend, he got so drunk that he accidentally walked off a roof.
12/02/2016
15:44

Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E7

When Bert Kreischer was in his twenties, he backpacked through Europe and had an educational experience at a live sex show in Amsterdam.
12/02/2016
13:52

Russell Peters - Adventures in Saudi Arabia - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E7

While working in Saudi Arabia, Russell Peters was asked to do a private show for a prince who introduced him to a very surprising fan.
12/02/2016
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