This Is Not Happening

Ari Dies Again and Again (and Again) - Uncensored

Season 3 • 11/22/2016

Run the Jewels provides the soundtrack for 10 wildly different Ari Shaffir death scenes.

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13:02

Maria Bamford - Psych Ward - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E3

When Maria Bamford checked herself into a psychiatric hospital, it was only the beginning of a spiral into mental illness that prevented her from doing comedy for two years.
10/28/2016
12:06

Brian Regan - Boo Sailboat
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4

While on the campaign trail with a famous dog, Brian Regan is forced to give a confusing speech to amped-up hockey fans.
11/04/2016
14:32

Rory Scovel - Shart Attack - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4

Young Rory Scovel was on his way to a pool party when an unexpected gastrointestinal event changed his life forever.
11/04/2016
07:20

Ari Shaffir - The Christmas Spirit - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4

The first time Ari Shaffir stayed in New York for Christmas, he was moved to do something kind for a stranger and got in a little over his head.
11/04/2016
13:06

Louie Anderson - My Brother the Safecracker - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5

Louie Anderson's whole family has something to say when the FBI comes around looking for his safecracker of a brother.
11/11/2016
09:19

Bonnie McFarlane - Burning Down the House - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5

Bonnie McFarlane doesn't realize that her house is on fire because she's too focused on tarot cards.
11/11/2016
12:10

Liza Treyger - Always Getting Arrested - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5

Liza Treyger's miserable college experience sends her spiraling into alcoholism and into the path of law enforcement.
11/11/2016
10:38

Big Jay Oakerson - Virgin Holocaust - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E6

When Big Jay Oakerson was 17, he lost his virginity to an older woman who had mastered sex moves he just wasn't ready for.
11/18/2016
09:39

Julian McCullough - One-Sided Love Story - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E6

In college, Julian McCullough fell madly in love with a classmate and went to an embarrassing extreme to prove how much he cared about her.
11/18/2016
08:16

Bobby Lee - Five-Way at the Riviera - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E6

A misstep during a late-night five-way in Las Vegas ends with Bobby Lee driving his friend to the hospital at 6am.
11/18/2016
01:51

Ari Dies Again and Again (and Again) - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3

Ari Shaffir dies in 10 different creative and glorious ways to the tune of a Run the Jewels song.
11/22/2016
09:09

Sean Flannery - Story of Love - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E7

When Sean Flannery snuck into a Huey Lewis and the News show with his friend, he got so drunk that he accidentally walked off a roof.
12/02/2016
15:44

Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E7

When Bert Kreischer was in his twenties, he backpacked through Europe and had an educational experience at a live sex show in Amsterdam.
12/02/2016
13:52

Russell Peters - Adventures in Saudi Arabia - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E7

While working in Saudi Arabia, Russell Peters was asked to do a private show for a prince who introduced him to a very surprising fan.
12/02/2016
15:00

Ari Shaffir - Hunt for the Edible - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E8

While high at a UFC fight, Ari Shaffir had a genius idea about setting up a scavenger hunt for his fans, which he continued to do until he ran into trouble with the cops.
12/08/2016
12:19

Steve Rannazzisi - Known Liar - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E8

Steve Rannazzisi goes on the hunt for high-quality weed with a car full of strangers and ends up at a trailer bar owned by a guy who fashions himself after Santa Claus.
12/08/2016
13:26

Nick Thune - Saved by a Fart - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E8

When Nick Thune did a variety of drugs after performing in Las Vegas, he got into big trouble, but his friend saved him at a crucial moment.
12/08/2016
10:14

Exclusive - Dan St. Germain - Bad Vibes - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E8

Despite being way too drunk and high, Dan St. Germain managed to make a bunch of new friends at the Gathering of the Vibes music festival.
12/08/2016
11:30

Tom Papa - The Deer Hunter - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E9

In the middle of a family wedding, young Tom Papa and his cousin ended up going on an unforgettable adventure involving marijuana, a deer and their fun Uncle Al.
12/15/2016
14:01

Gastor Almonte - Brooklyn Batman - Uncensored
This Is Not HappeningS3 E9

Gastor Almonte's cousins freak him out with their Joker mask, so he takes matters into his own hands.
12/15/2016
13:14

Steve Simeone - Brother Wars
This Is Not HappeningS3 E9

When Steve Simeone was growing up, he got stuck in the middle of a fight between his two brothers, which only ended after one of them told a cruel lie.
12/15/2016
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