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Chalabi/Cheney Transcript

Season 10 • 11/15/2005

Samantha Bee and Jason Jones read the hot, hot Chalabi/Cheney transcript.

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Veteran's Day is a chance for politicians on both sides of the aisle to put aside partisanship and honor the men and women of our armed forces.
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The Colbert Report - Sister Show
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Jon Stewart is unintentionally sorry and intentionally thankful for offending Stephen Colbert.
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Martha Stewart tells Jon Stewart that he wouldn't have to interview for a job at her company.
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A married couple of suicide bombers attempt to blow up a wedding in Jordan and only get it half-right.
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Bruce Willis has a price on bin Laden's head, and MSNBC's Rita Cosby has a sixty-year-old woman living inside her throat.
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Why Are They Now? - Ahmed Chalabi
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Iraq's Ahmed Chalabi puts the urban myth of no WMDs to bed, and President Bush does not recall meeting with him.
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Colbert - Classic Tease
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Moment of Zen - Panda Wedding
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Two pandas are joined man and wife in Thailand.
11/15/2005
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Back in Black - Elected Leaders
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If you're not a celebrity or a teenager, you can always get elected the old fashioned way -- with a bribe.
11/15/2005
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Rosario Dawson
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Rosario Dawson discusses the booty in Rent, growing up in a squat on the Lower East Side and doing Shakespeare in the Park.
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Chalabi/Cheney Transcript
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Samantha Bee and Jason Jones read the hot, hot transcript Ahmad Chalabi and Dick Cheney's recent meeting.
11/15/2005
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John Hodgman
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John Hodgman's areas of expertise include matters historical, matters cryptozological, hobo matters, and drink, food, wine and cheese -- which is a kind of food.
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Moment of Zen - Tortoise Birthday Party
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The Australian Zoo holds a birthday party for Harriett, the oldest living creature in the world.
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Asian Provocateur
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President Bush's Captain Catagara's Seaweed Paste commercial in Japan took 15 minutes to shoot -- made him $2 million dollars.
11/16/2005
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Talk Don't Run
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Over a thousand days until the 2008 presidential election, but the Sunday morning talk shows are already hunting potential runners.
11/16/2005
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From Rags to Riches
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Newark City Council immediately accepts a local publisher's offer to write positive community stories for $100,000.
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Daily/Colbert - Let's Lick Lupus
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Jon was missed at the third annual Stephen Colbert's Let's Lick Lupus Celebrity-Journalist Polo Tournament.
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Headlines - Moments of Zen
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President Bush is so good at delivering his talking points on the Iraq war, he made a motherf**kin' haiku while speaking in Japan.
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Moment of Zen - Bill Frist
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Senator Bill Frist says "cut and run" many times.
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Where's the Party?
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P. Diddy's White Party can't compare to Tone-Loc's ultra-exclusive mauve party.
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Cruisin' For Chicks
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Dan Bakkedahl investigates the urban legend that Tom Cruise used a casting call to land new wife Katie Holmes.
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