The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Sore Loser

Season 7 • 07/23/2002

The battle for the hearts and minds of syphilitic Californians is on.

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06:34

Regis Philbin
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Regis Philbin discusses "Live with Regis and Kelly" and locking his cat out of his house.
07/22/2002
00:20

Moment of Zen - Man on the Street
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A man on the street knows exactly how crooked corporate executives should be punished.
07/22/2002
03:18

Headlines - MCIre
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Scandal-plagued WorldCom declares bankruptcy, and the stock market plunges below its previous post-September 11th low.
07/22/2002
01:05

Intro - West Nile
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Jon previews Regis Philbin's appearance on the show and gives the audience some first hand tips on how to avoid contracting West Nile.
07/22/2002
02:38

Headlines - Strip and Give Me 20
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The General Accounting Office discovers that Army personnel used government charge cards to purchase over $38,000 worth of lap dances in the past year.
07/22/2002
02:27

Stock Market
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Mo Rocca has some strategic advice for the average investor in the stock market.
07/22/2002
05:22

Tim Blake Nelson
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Tim Blake Nelson had to dig deep into the reservoirs of his reality to play a stoner house painter in "The Good Girl."
07/23/2002
00:10

Moment of Zen - Healthy Penis Massage
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The Healthy Penis mascot gets a massage on the street.
07/23/2002
02:50

Tour de France Action
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Jon Stewart misses hundreds of Tour de France riders go by because he chose to cut away.
07/23/2002
05:49

Headlines - Blocked Colin
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The Bush administration denies aid for the U.N. fund on family planning, Disney plans to open a park in Shanghai and Jon Stewart misses the Tour de France action again.
07/23/2002
04:26

Sore Loser
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The Healthy Penis, a seven-foot-tall phallus complete with circumcised head piece, fires down below, and a winning smile is the perfect educational tool.
07/23/2002
02:23

Toronto Raptures
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Pope John Paul II gets very spunky on his visit to Canada for World Youth Day.
07/24/2002
05:10

Oot of the Closet
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In Canada if you don't like gay music, gay sports or gay cops you're an outsider.
07/24/2002
01:46

Cold Fever
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NBC and Baskin Robbins team up to make tasteless ice cream, and Ice-T is all about helping the kids.
07/24/2002
03:48

Jolly Rancher
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Given the amount of time he's spent there, President Bush may soon need a vacation from his vacation home in Crawford, Texas.
07/24/2002
06:13

Steven Weber
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The Producers on Broadway features old fashioned, six foot tall chorus girls, and Steven Weber.
07/24/2002
00:06

Moment of Zen - Sky Cap
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Exiting his plane in Canada Pope John Paul II loses his hat.
07/24/2002
04:15

Dollars and Cents - Investing
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Steve Carell explains the benefits of starting out with lots and lots and lots of money -- old money is especially good.
07/25/2002
00:14

Moment of Zen - Sledgehammer Crotch
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A man breaks a concrete block with a sledgehammer over another man's crotch.
07/25/2002
03:33

Headlines - James' Eviction
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If convicted Congressman James Traficant has left us with anything, it's his love for America and her institutions.
07/25/2002
05:03

Seth Green
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Seth Green has done over 400 interviews for "Austin Powers in Goldmember," because every day, someone figures out how to use a microphone and wants to talk to him.
07/25/2002
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