The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Heaven's Crate

Season 7 • 11/07/2002

A box possibly containing Jesus' brothers' bones cracks in transit.

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00:19

Moment of Zen - Setbacks
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Senator Tom Daschle expects the Democrats to win spectacularly in races they've already lost.
11/06/2002
01:19

Intro - Bleeped
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Jon marks The Daily Show's return to being pre-taped by using some choice words.
11/06/2002
02:13

Dove Eyes
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Stephen Colbert wants to protect Winona Ryder from anyone who would convict her of theft.
11/06/2002
03:48

Indecision 2002 - Power Shift
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Ed Helms uses some leftover Halloween candy to create a visual representation of the midterm election results.
11/06/2002
03:35

Misery Loves Companies
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Ed Helms profiles Rick Tilton, a bankruptcy lawyer whose business is booming in the devastated economy.
11/07/2002
05:39

Jakob Dylan
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Jakob Dylan discusses The Wallflowers' new album, "Red Letter Days," and traveling with a lot of cheese on the bus.
11/07/2002
00:09

Moment of Zen - Cockfighting
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Two cocks fight in a dirt arena.
11/07/2002
03:22

Back in Black - Referenda
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Oklahoma bans cockfighting, Nevada bans gay marriage, and Arnold Schwarzenegger stumps for after-school programs in California.
11/07/2002
02:34

Headlines - Senority Report
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The Cuban people love Steven Spielberg's "Minority Report," particularly the product placements.
11/07/2002
01:45

Intro - Winona Rider Verdict
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Winona Rider is found guilty of vandalism, and celebrations erupt throughout Los Angeles.
11/07/2002
02:43

Heaven's Crate
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Archeologists discover a burial box that might have once contained the bones of Jesus' brother James.Then they break it.
11/07/2002
03:11

Showdown: Iraq? - Parliament
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One of Iraqi Parliament's traditions is to not sit in the front row as a sign of respect -- and to avoid Saadoun Hammadi's spitting.
11/12/2002
03:11

Those Inferior Animals - Bad Ideas
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Jon Stewart reports on scientists teaching sharks to feed, people tracking gorillas, and people eating insects and ostriches.
11/12/2002
05:36

Alexandra Pelosi
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On the campaign bus, President George W. Bush was trying to find Alexandra Pelosi a husband.
11/12/2002
02:15

Party's Over
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The U.S. has its own powerless legislatures -- they're called Democrats.
11/12/2002
00:10

Moment of Zen - Put Your Hands in the Air
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The Iraqi Parliament raises their right hands to vote.
11/12/2002
04:18

A Heart Warming Tale of Triumph Over Adversity
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Tyler Money has a giant head in a little-headed world and everyone else is helmet-ready except for him.
11/12/2002
01:06

Intro - D.C. Snipers
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D.C. sniper John Mohammed's defense lawyer has asked the public to keep an open mind.
11/13/2002
01:30

Headlines - Tape Worm
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It's been 12 months since bin Laden's last tape, and quite frankly, there's been no artistic development whatsoever.
11/13/2002
00:34

Preview - 11/14/02
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Jon offers a preview of Ed Helms' upcoming report on the gay population explosion.
11/13/2002
03:51

Kiefer Sutherland
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Ten years from now, Kiefer Sutherland will be fatter and older, but on "24" it'll only be 10 days later.
11/13/2002
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