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Headlines - Spurts Illustrated

Season 3 • 02/10/1999

The "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue" is the most important bathroom accessory since the sink.

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Brendan Fraser
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Brendan Fraser and Jon compare Dudley Do-Right impressions.
02/09/1999
01:43

Other News - Purple Pee-Pee Eater
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Jerry Falwell claims Tinky-Winky's purple gay-pride color, high voice, triangle antenna and purse all intentionally symbolize the gay lifestyle.
02/10/1999
03:46

Speed 3: End of the Line
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Vance DeGeneres visits a San Francisco neighborhood where runaway buses are its biggest concern.
02/10/1999
01:12

This Just In - Yes Means No
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Women's sexual problems include the inability to have an orgasm, while men's problems include a lack of interest in women's inability to have an orgasm.
02/10/1999
00:20

Recap - 2/10/99
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The "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue" is out, Tinky-Winky may be gay and Becky the Pointer has the taco salad.
02/10/1999
02:17

Back in Black - Valentine's Day
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Lewis Black complains about Valentine's Day -- the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
02/10/1999
01:29

A Quick Word of Advice - Tinky-Winky
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If Tinky-Winky is here and queer, Jon's okay with it. Although the TV in the stomach is a little faggy.
02/10/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Teletubbies
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A party blower tickles Tinky-Winky as he bends over.
02/10/1999
04:16

Pamela Anderson Lee, Molly Culver & Natalie Raitano
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Pamela Anderson Lee, Molly Culver and Natalie Raitano play bodyguards on their new show.
02/10/1999
01:42

Headlines - Doggy Style
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At the Westminster Dog Show, owners fight to prevent the one thing on every dog's mind -- lurid public sex.
02/10/1999
01:50

Headlines - Spurts Illustrated
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Red-blooded American males and their lesbian drinking pals race to the newsstands to pick up their copy of the annual "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue."
02/10/1999
00:27

Recap - 2/11/99
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Jon recaps the day's stories, including a dig at the British, hope for the man who isn't Mr. U.S.A., and a question about the Toronto man who has sex with fences.
02/11/1999
01:03

Headlines - Ballin' Chain-Link
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A Toronto man arrested for having sex with a chain-link fence presumably enjoyed his night behind bars.
02/11/1999
02:20

This Week in Hate - Sesame Street
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Tom Shillue surveys a few choice websites, including one that calls into question "Sesame Street's" plot to destroy the white race.
02/11/1999
04:25

Daniel Stern
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Daniel Stern, actor and media literacy teacher, explores the ramifications of Jon's usage of monkey sex clips.
02/11/1999
01:29

Other News - Ms. U.S.A.W.O.L.
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Following through on an answer she gave in competition, recently-crowned Miss U.S.A. Kimberly Pressler broke up with her boyfriend for the duration of her reign.
02/11/1999
00:18

Moment of Zen - Drinking Millipedes
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Asian men put millipedes in a bottle of some kind of liquid, then drink.
02/11/1999
02:47

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Tinky-Winky
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Jon corrects an error involving Tinky-Winky Footage, retracts a story about a contestant at the Westminster dog show, and apologizes for the footage he shows.
02/11/1999
03:12

Kiss Your Asp Goodbye
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Steve Carell visits Raymond Branz, a man with a trailer full of snakes and lax security measures.
02/11/1999
01:53

Headlines - Un-American Activities
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Jon knows why the passengers delayed at Miami airport by an American Airlines pilot strike keep joking around so much: They're nervous about getting caught trafficking drugs.
02/11/1999
00:54

This Just In - London Appalling
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A new survey on the relative cleanliness of homes in different European countries found Britain at the bottom of the heap.
02/11/1999
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