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Clinton Global Initiative University Exchange Fair

Season 9 • 04/09/2013

Stephen learns about water generators, football helmet sensors, Columbian farming and poop power.

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07:19

Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 1
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President Bill Clinton explains why he doesn't call the Clinton Global Initiative the Clinton American Initiative.
04/08/2013
04:47

Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 2
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President Bill Clinton discusses his time restraints as president and his "totally selfish" aid work, including agricultural projects in Rwanda and Malawi.
04/08/2013
00:17

Sign Off - Colbert Galactic Initiative
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Bill Clinton says goodnight and reminds Stephen that he succumbed to the famed Clinton charisma.
04/08/2013
04:19

Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 3
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President Bill Clinton advocates political participation, praises social networks and utilizes his new Twitter account, @PrezBillyJeff.
04/08/2013
04:01

Colbert Galactic Initiative
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Stephen introduces the Colbert Galactic Initiative, salutes Clinton Global Initiative University students, and readies the stage for President Bill Clinton.
04/08/2013
03:01

Exxon's Disaster Relief
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Exxon tries to put the Pegasus pipeline oil back underground where it came from and employs a time-honored cleanup technique pioneered by drunk guys.
04/09/2013
06:49

Charlie LeDuff
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Detroit native Charlie LeDuff discusses white flight, black flight, business flight and "dead flight" in his hometown.
04/09/2013
00:10

Sign Off - Potato Clock
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Stephen aspires to solve world hunger.
04/09/2013
00:38

Intro - 4/9/13
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Stephen heads back to the Clinton Global Initiative, the Arkansas pipeline spill persists, and author Charlie LeDuff explains why America shouldn't give up on Detroit.
04/09/2013
01:30

Prez Billy Jeff Clinton
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President Bill Clinton gains over 88,000 Twitter followers as @PrezBillyJeff.
04/09/2013
08:36

Clinton Global Initiative University Exchange Fair
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Stephen joins Bill and Chelsea Clinton to check out problem-solving projects, like helmet concussion sensors and fecal-powered toilets.
04/09/2013
04:16

Anthony Weiner's Comeback
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After withdrawing from public life to spend more time with his penis, ex-congressman Anthony Weiner is ready to stick it back in.
04/10/2013
03:14

Navy Laser Technology
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America now has a laser canon that can do anything from scorch a fast-attack boat to dazzle the enemy with a nonlethal burst.
04/10/2013
06:47

Shane Smith
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VICE co-founder Shane Smith discusses his journalism adventures in Taliban-controlled areas, North Korea and labor camps.
04/10/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Laser Tag
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Stephen blasts America's enemies with dollar lasers.
04/10/2013
06:28

Tip/Wag - Gun Edition - United Nations, Senate Republicans & Video Games
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The NRA lobbies against a U.S.-backed gun treaty, Senate Republicans fail to filibuster background checks, and Democrat Joe Manchin blames video games for gun violence.
04/10/2013
03:19

NASA Lasso
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Rope is the most advanced technology NASA can afford to fight Earth's space enemies.
04/11/2013
04:38

America's Pot-astrophe - Nick Gillespie
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Reason.com's editor-in-chief discusses the war on drugs, "Reefer Madness" and drug sentencing reform.
04/11/2013
05:20

Cass Sunstein
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Obama's former Regulatory Affairs Administrator describes government health and safety nudges, like the USDA's "MyPlate."
04/11/2013
03:03

Times Square Mascots Ban
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A Cookie Monster mascot shoves a toddler to the ground in New York City, so big government butts in with fun-stomping regulations.
04/11/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen flings a WristStrong band.
04/11/2013
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