The Colbert Report

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Season 2 • 03/13/2006

Thanks for all the great work, Al Jaffee.

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00:36

Intro - 3/9/06
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America is the land of "do-it-yourself," if by "it" you mean "driving to Home Depot and picking up a bunch of undocumented day laborers."
03/09/2006
03:36

Canadian Baseball?
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Stephen isn't taking Canada's victory over the United States in the World Baseball Classic lightly.
03/09/2006
06:08

Better Know a District - California's 39th District - Linda Sanchez
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Just because Linda Sanchez said she took money from Jack Abramoff in Spanish doesn't mean she didn't say it.
03/09/2006
03:06

The Word - D.I.Y.
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If you want anything you imagine a government should provide, the administration's message is clear -- do it yourself.
03/09/2006
06:11

Lorraine Bracco
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The only thing Lorraine Bracco is not looking forward to about "The Sopranos" is putting on pantyhose every time she has to go into that office.
03/09/2006
06:22

Christopher Buckley
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Christopher Buckley and Jack Abramoff may dress differently, but otherwise, they are very similar.
03/13/2006
02:41

The Word - Sidney Poitier
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The United Arab Emirates emirs were supposed to be the Sidney Poitiers of the Arab people.
03/13/2006
01:45

Not Gay
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Stephen wants all the supporters of the homosexual agenda to respect his choice to be "not gay."
03/13/2006
02:08

Predictions
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Based on the Southern Republican Leadership Conference straw poll, The Colbert Report predicts that Bill Frist will win the presidential election in 2008.
03/13/2006
00:24

Intro - 3/13/06
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Tonight, Stephen takes "The Sopranos" to task, loses money on March Madness and interviews author Christopher Buckley.
03/13/2006
01:24

Sign Off - Mad Magazine
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Stephen honors the inventor of the Mad Magazine fold-in, Al Jaffee.
03/13/2006
06:33

Keith Olbermann
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Stephen thinks being a bully is just another way of getting your points across passionately.
03/14/2006
03:50

Was It Really That Bad? - Before Unions
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You know what prevents childhood obesity? A 19-hour shift at the mills.
03/14/2006
02:54

The Word - Scapegoat
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The whole point of the scapegoat is ruined if the goat wanders back into the village and testifies against the high priest.
03/14/2006
02:39

Trusting the Media
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Stephen presents some examples of the mainstream media's sublimi-Nazi cropaganda.
03/14/2006
00:27

Intro - 3/14/06
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Stephen wonders how Keith Olbermann escaped the gravitational pull of Chris Matthews' head long enough to appear on The Colbert Report.
03/14/2006
02:25

HipHopKetball II: The ReJazzebration Remix '06
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Stephen previews the sequel to his documentary, "Hiphopketball: A Jazzebration," with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
03/14/2006
00:07

Fract - Hawaii
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Hawaii was the last state admitted to the union.
03/14/2006
01:26

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Bear Wrestling
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Stephen hopes that bears stay out of high school and college athletics.
03/15/2006
00:34

Intro - 3/15/06
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How many children must a man father before you call him a man? Turns out the answer is around 20.
03/15/2006
03:48

Al Franken Fields Calls
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Al Franken speculates on why Bill O'Reilly doesn't do USO tours.
03/15/2006
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