The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

President George W. Bush at Camera Three

Season 11 E 112 • 09/12/2006

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to start a war with no specific goals or ideas.

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00:14

Moment of Zen - Monks fist fighting
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A monk gets into a physical altercation at a Buddhist Peace Rally in Sri Lanka.
09/11/2006
04:34

The Deer Hunter
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Jason Jones talks to two hunters, a non-fatal hunter and a fatal hunter, to see what method is better.
09/11/2006
03:14

Headlines - Five Stages of Grief
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In dealing with Osama bin Laden, President Bush goes through the stages of grief: denial, anger, anger, anger, Hanukah, acceptance and denial.
09/11/2006
04:41

Maggie Gyllenhaal
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A very pregnant Maggie Gyllenhaal talks to Jon about how tough it is to be interviewed this pregnant.
09/11/2006
01:26

Intro - ABC Movie
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Jon Stewart talks about the accuracy of the upcoming ABC made-for-TV movie about 9/11.
09/11/2006
03:08

Back in Black - Human Reproduction
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This month's Vanity Fair magazine dedicates twenty-two pages to a photo spread of human reproduction's latest result.
09/12/2006
06:10

Headlines - Metaphorical Map Quest
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According to President George W. Bush, the U.S. is the only nation that would respond positively to 9/11.
09/12/2006
00:09

Moment of Zen - Cowboy Bush
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President George W. Bush wears a cowboy hat and walks around outdoors.
09/12/2006
06:34

Gary Hart
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Gary Hart feels that today's Democrats should look back at former presidents to reaffirm their values and ideas.
09/12/2006
00:51

Daily/Colbert - Coming Up Shortz
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
09/12/2006
03:34

President George W. Bush at Camera Three
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If the war in Iraq is a battle for civilization, President George W. Bush should make his case, gear it up and World War II this thing.
09/12/2006
01:43

Get Your F**king Hands Off Me
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Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira get off to an inauspicious debut on NBC's today show.
09/13/2006
02:00

Experteasers - Head Lice
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For children, getting head lice is a rite of passage, like being kidnapped by pirates.
09/13/2006
07:07

Ed Gillespie
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Elections are more fun than hurricanes and wars for George W. Bush.
09/13/2006
00:14

Moment of Zen - Why Did She Do It?
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NBC has an exclusive interview with a teacher who slept with her fourteen year old student.
09/13/2006
00:53

Daily/Colbert - 9/13/06
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Stephen Colbert has some thoughts on the war and the whole Muslim angle.
09/13/2006
04:20

Indecision 2006
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Jon goes over the midterm election primary results of some of the more high profile races.
09/13/2006
03:44

The Question Mark
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Fox has figured out that by simply putting a question mark at the end of something, you can say f**king anything.
09/13/2006
02:27

Headlines - Bush's Rationale
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George W. Bush explains his rationale for not providing a rationale for waterboarding possible terrorists.
09/14/2006
03:42

Kabul 'n Bits - Heroin Bubble
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Afghanistan exchanges a worldwide supply of heroin for their first Coca-Cola factory in a decade.
09/14/2006
00:14

Moment of Zen - Welded Nation
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A black and white reel explains how Americans are one people welded from many nations and races.
09/14/2006
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