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Get Your F**king Hands Off Me

Season 11 E 113 • 09/13/2006

Meredith Vieira debuts on the NBC Today Show.

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03:34

President George W. Bush at Camera Three
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If the war in Iraq is a battle for civilization, President George W. Bush should make his case, gear it up and World War II this thing.
09/12/2006
00:09

Moment of Zen - Cowboy Bush
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President George W. Bush wears a cowboy hat and walks around outdoors.
09/12/2006
06:34

Gary Hart
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Gary Hart feels that today's Democrats should look back at former presidents to reaffirm their values and ideas.
09/12/2006
00:51

Daily/Colbert - Coming Up Shortz
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
09/12/2006
02:00

Experteasers - Head Lice
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For children, getting head lice is a rite of passage, like being kidnapped by pirates.
09/13/2006
07:07

Ed Gillespie
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Elections are more fun than hurricanes and wars for George W. Bush.
09/13/2006
00:14

Moment of Zen - Why Did She Do It?
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NBC has an exclusive interview with a teacher who slept with her fourteen year old student.
09/13/2006
00:53

Daily/Colbert - 9/13/06
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Stephen Colbert has some thoughts on the war and the whole Muslim angle.
09/13/2006
04:20

Indecision 2006
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Jon goes over the midterm election primary results of some of the more high profile races.
09/13/2006
03:44

The Question Mark
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Fox has figured out that by simply putting a question mark at the end of something, you can say f**king anything.
09/13/2006
01:43

Get Your F**king Hands Off Me
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Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira get off to an inauspicious debut on NBC's today show.
09/13/2006
02:27

Headlines - Bush's Rationale
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George W. Bush explains his rationale for not providing a rationale for waterboarding possible terrorists.
09/14/2006
03:42

Kabul 'n Bits - Heroin Bubble
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Afghanistan exchanges a worldwide supply of heroin for their first Coca-Cola factory in a decade.
09/14/2006
00:14

Moment of Zen - Welded Nation
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A black and white reel explains how Americans are one people welded from many nations and races.
09/14/2006
06:28

John Oliver's Journey: Don't Stop Believing
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John Oliver recounts the Dickensian tale of his journey from British orphanage to American couch.
09/14/2006
01:03

Daily/Colbert - John 3:16
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Stephen Colbert dons a rainbow wig to meet his friend John at 3:16.
09/14/2006
06:07

Norm Macdonald
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Norm Macdonald makes Jon very uncomfortable by pointing out how much a crocodile hunter dying makes sense.
09/14/2006
00:45

Intro - JDate
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Jon apologizes for trivializing any services that may have brought loved ones together.
09/14/2006
04:59

Intro - Bob Novak
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Apparently, The Daily Show isn't as big among 115-year-old vampire demons as Jon thought.
09/18/2006
06:13

Tangled Up in Bleu
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Jason Jones wonders how any homosexual could think he was capable of doing a straight person's job.
09/18/2006
07:37

Bill Clinton Pt. 1
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Former President Bill Clinton discusses the Clinton Global Initiative and talks about bringing Barbra Streisand and Rupert Murdoch together to solve the world's problems.
09/18/2006
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