The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/25/07

Season 3 • 01/25/2007

Stephen doesn't know where he stands on the SMU dispute with Bush's library.

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03:44

Pre-tape
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Stephen goes to great lengths to explain how the show you are watching was taped last night.
01/23/2007
05:47

Lou Dobbs
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Stephen and Lou Dobbs agree that Congress should be accountable for America's problems.
01/24/2007
03:06

State of the Union - Cheney Wins
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Not only did Stephen stand and clap through the entire State of the Union, he kept applauding till just a couple of minutes ago.
01/24/2007
00:32

Intro - 1/24/07
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Time Magazine lays off 300 people, and Lou Dobbs talks about "The War on the Middle Class."
01/24/2007
05:00

The Word - Great News
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The free market has shown you no longer need a staff of credible, experienced journalists. Now, all you need is a camera phone and a live journal.
01/24/2007
05:23

Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 4th - Jason Altmire
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Stephen plays a game of paper football against Congressman Jason Altmire.
01/24/2007
05:31

Mike Wallace
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Stephen proves to Mike Wallace that it doesn't take an hour to nail somebody.
01/25/2007
05:58

Sport Report - More With Coach Mancini
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If the Oshawa Generals beat the Saginaw Spirit, Stephen will wear a Generals jersey for an entire show.
01/25/2007
03:56

Right Away?
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Stephen feels honored to have been tolerated by Bill O'Reilly.
01/25/2007
04:08

The Word - SMAFU
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Stephen explains that SMAFU stands for Southern Methodists All Frigged Up.
01/25/2007
00:34

Intro - 1/25/07
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Stephen doesn't know where he stands on the dispute over the Bush library, and he takes a look at the world of sports through his beernoculars.
01/25/2007
06:25

Barry Lando
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Stephen asks Barry Lando if giving context to the situation in Iraq is the same as giving aid and comfort to our enemy.
01/29/2007
04:31

Stephen Colbert Day
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Oshawa Mayor John Gray loses a bet, but wins an opportunity to celebrate Stephen Colbert Day.
01/29/2007
00:36

Intro - 1/29/07
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Microsoft hires someone to tamper with Wikipedia, and Scientologists name their new messiah.
01/29/2007
03:18

The Word - Wikilobbying
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Stephen is sure people will start trusting Microsoft again, if Microsoft just pays someone to write an entry in Wikipedia about how people are trusting Microsoft again.
01/29/2007
01:01

New York Grieves
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New York got an all-too-brief taste of grace from Camilla Rosemary Parker-Bowles Mountbatten-Windsor this weekend.
01/29/2007
04:10

Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise
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Stephen wags his finger at Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Church of Scientology, the National Coalition for the Homeless, and brain damage.
01/29/2007
00:48

Caviar Omelets for the Troops
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With $1.2 trillion, Stephen would buy the troops $1,000 caviar omelets for every meal.
01/30/2007
00:30

Intro - 1/30/07
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Stephen knows how the money on the Iraq war should have been spent, looks inside our nation's legal system, and asks Donna Shalala how she's using her retirement to destroy America.
01/30/2007
03:41

New Military Weapon
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The Pentagon introduces a new non-lethal weapon with an invisible beam, but Stephen has come up with his own irresistible security technology.
01/30/2007
06:17

Donna Shalala
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Stephen asks Donna Shalala if cabinet meetings were interrupted to change Clinton's bong water.
01/30/2007
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