The Colbert Report

Barry Lando

Season 3 • 01/29/2007

Stephen tells Barry Lando that Iraq is a mess, but sometimes to mop, you have to destroy.

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Mike Wallace
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Stephen proves to Mike Wallace that it doesn't take an hour to nail somebody.
01/25/2007
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Intro - 1/25/07
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Stephen doesn't know where he stands on the dispute over the Bush library, and he takes a look at the world of sports through his beernoculars.
01/25/2007
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Sport Report - More With Coach Mancini
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If the Oshawa Generals beat the Saginaw Spirit, Stephen will wear a Generals jersey for an entire show.
01/25/2007
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Right Away?
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Stephen feels honored to have been tolerated by Bill O'Reilly.
01/25/2007
04:08

The Word - SMAFU
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Stephen explains that SMAFU stands for Southern Methodists All Frigged Up.
01/25/2007
04:31

Stephen Colbert Day
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Oshawa Mayor John Gray loses a bet, but wins an opportunity to celebrate Stephen Colbert Day.
01/29/2007
00:36

Intro - 1/29/07
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Microsoft hires someone to tamper with Wikipedia, and Scientologists name their new messiah.
01/29/2007
03:18

The Word - Wikilobbying
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Stephen is sure people will start trusting Microsoft again, if Microsoft just pays someone to write an entry in Wikipedia about how people are trusting Microsoft again.
01/29/2007
01:01

New York Grieves
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New York got an all-too-brief taste of grace from Camilla Rosemary Parker-Bowles Mountbatten-Windsor this weekend.
01/29/2007
04:10

Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise
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Stephen wags his finger at Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Church of Scientology, the National Coalition for the Homeless, and brain damage.
01/29/2007
06:25

Barry Lando
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Stephen asks Barry Lando if giving context to the situation in Iraq is the same as giving aid and comfort to our enemy.
01/29/2007
00:48

Caviar Omelets for the Troops
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With $1.2 trillion, Stephen would buy the troops $1,000 caviar omelets for every meal.
01/30/2007
00:30

Intro - 1/30/07
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Stephen knows how the money on the Iraq war should have been spent, looks inside our nation's legal system, and asks Donna Shalala how she's using her retirement to destroy America.
01/30/2007
03:41

New Military Weapon
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The Pentagon introduces a new non-lethal weapon with an invisible beam, but Stephen has come up with his own irresistible security technology.
01/30/2007
06:17

Donna Shalala
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Stephen asks Donna Shalala if cabinet meetings were interrupted to change Clinton's bong water.
01/30/2007
01:10

Sign Off - Microwave Gift to O'Reilly
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It was an honor for Stephen to steal a microwave from Bill O'Reilly's green room, but he hasn't been feeling too great about what he did.
01/30/2007
04:30

David Leonhardt
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How much should we spend on freedom? Stephen makes David Leonhardt an offer he can't refuse.
01/30/2007
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Judge, Jury & Executioner - Adultery
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Stephen declares Scooter Libby innocent, a life sentence for adultery fair, and a Levi's lawsuit baseless.
01/30/2007
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Global Warming
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To protest Paris' decrease in power consumption, Stephen has replaced his stage manager, Bobby, with a 5,000 watt heat lamp
01/31/2007
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The Word - Black Sheep
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If sheep do it, it must prove that being gay is natural, right? Wrong. It just proves being a sheep is unnatural.
01/31/2007
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Jed Babbin
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Stephen asks Jed Babbin what can be done to shut the American people up.
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