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Headlines - A Bard Day's Night

Season 3 • 03/22/1999

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Other News - Voodoo Economics
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North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms has taken time off from sewing scarlet A's onto the frocks of adulterers to accuse the state department of supporting black magic.
03/18/1999
03:57

The Beth Littleford Interview - Boy George
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If President Bill Clinton asked Boy George to give him oral, Boy George would say yes.
03/18/1999
02:29

A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Medical Marijuana
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Children should never smoke marijuana, even if their grandmother with glaucoma says it's "cool."
03/18/1999
01:26

Headlines - The Cane Mutiny
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Josephine Chaplin sues the lottery commission in Israel for using her father's little tramp character to sell lottery tickets.
03/22/1999
02:18

Jon Addresses the Academy
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Movie making isn't about winning awards. It's about telling stories.
03/22/1999
03:05

Personal Daily Show Business
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Correspondents Beth Littleford and Vance DeGeneres try to settle their feud.
03/22/1999
00:15

Moment of Zen - Celine Dion
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Celine Dion wears a satin white suit and matching hat to the Oscars.
03/22/1999
01:09

Other News - Killer Ads
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Former world model O.J. Simpson is the spokesperson for Justice Media.
03/22/1999
04:39

Jennifer Grey
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Jennifer Grey waits until the second date to sniff her date's butt.
03/22/1999
01:06

This Just In - Inflated Egos
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Bertrand Piccard and Brian Jones become the first to circumnavigate the globe in a balloon.
03/22/1999
04:41

Headlines - A Bard Day's Night
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There's a thing called the Oscars where the movie business gives itself prizes.
03/22/1999
01:24

Headlines - Troubly Bubblies
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The Wal-Mart Bubby Chubbies toys are similar in design and the feel of the Teletubbies, only none of them are gay.
03/23/1999
03:59

Where's Wallaby?
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For Herbert Fritch, a family member was missing, but for animal control, a dangerous fugitive was on the loose.
03/23/1999
00:24

Recap - 3/23/99
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Jon Stewart ends the show and recaps the night's top stories.
03/23/1999
04:29

Norm Macdonald
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At the Aspen Comedy Festival, the only two comedians who needed oxygen tanks were Norm Macdonald and Rodney Dangerfield.
03/23/1999
01:38

Headlines - Music for the Masses
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Pope John Paul II's motivation in releasing his album is to glorify God, spread the Gospel and, hopefully, to meet chicks.
03/23/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Teletubbies
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A yellow Teletubbie blows a party favor at a purple Teletubbie.
03/23/1999
01:08

This Just In - The Herpe Highway
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Nowadays, when a trucker talks about "Smokey" he is referring to his urethra after a tinkle.
03/23/1999
02:07

A Quick Word of Advice - Keith Richards
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Whatever ancient Egyptian healing wrap that Keith Richards is using should be used on his face.
03/23/1999
00:57

Other News - Tumbling Nards
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A website is charging subscribers $10 to see nude photos of Keith Richards and $50 not to see the photos.
03/23/1999
02:15

This Week in Hate - World White Web
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Kids should check out the Internet to learn about reading, writing, arithmetic and Holocaust denial.
03/23/1999
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