The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

If These Shoes Could Talk

Season 8 • 09/17/2003

Samantha Bee reports from The Raw Sewage On Your Front Lawn Capital of America.

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04:07

Recall Recalled
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Stephen Colbert explains how the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals threatens to turn the 2003 California recall election into a circus.
09/16/2003
03:46

Re-Decision 2003 - Recall Delay
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The Court of Appeals attempts a judicial hijacking of the electoral process by postponing California's recall election.
09/16/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Yasser Baby
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Yasser Arafat waves a peace sign and holds up a baby to an excited crowd.
09/16/2003
04:42

Madeleine Albright Pt. 1
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Madeleine Albright figures out the way to entertain Yasser Arafat is to show him "Tom and Jerry" cartoons.
09/16/2003
01:14

Intro - Hurricane Isabel
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Jon wants people to put themselves in harm's way, because these extreme weather shows don't tape themselves.
09/17/2003
00:29

Preview - 9/18/03
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Jon gives a preview of tomorrow's show, including a clip of Ed Helms's report from Alabama.
09/17/2003
03:21

Back In Black - Bad People
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Lewis Black is mad that God lets good things happen to bad people, like letting them live.
09/17/2003
02:51

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Wesley Clark
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Wesley Clark's announcement brings to 10 the number of Democrats running for president that most Americans can't name.
09/17/2003
00:27

Moment of Zen - Terminator Machine
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Arnold Schwarzenegger explains how great the fights were between him and the female Terminator because they could do things -- because they were machines.
09/17/2003
05:35

Charlie Sheen
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Charlie Sheen wants to know the sex of the baby so he can tell the muralist what to paint in the nursery.
09/17/2003
05:05

If These Shoes Could Talk
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Samantha Bee finds out that the mayor has more important duties than listening to neighbors complain about the water sewage backup -- like seeing Cher.
09/17/2003
05:10

Christina Ricci
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Christina Ricci didn't have a childhood.
09/18/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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When Arnold Schwarzenegger is through being governor of California he will be known as the Collectinator.
09/18/2003
03:59

World Nukes Tonight
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Do you think terrorists are going to fill out a form saying they're shipping uranium?
09/18/2003
01:29

Hurricane Isabel
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Jon Stewart hopes that Hurricane Isabel hits and washes all the anthrax away.
09/18/2003
03:37

A Ploy Named Sue
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If there's one thing record companies cannot stand, it's seeing artists get screwed.
09/18/2003
04:09

Alablama
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The government is incinerating chemical weapons in a populated community and for some reason, the locals are upset.
09/18/2003
06:38

Michael Caine
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Michael Caine discusses "Secondhand Lions" and how it feels to lose an Oscar four times.
09/23/2003
00:06

Moment of Zen - Sex Tourism
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President Bush condemns sex tourism in front of the U.N. General Assembly.
09/23/2003
03:37

Emmy Celebration
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Stephen Colbert recounts a magical post-Emmys night and tells Jon he's not leaving LA anytime soon.
09/23/2003
02:00

Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi Army
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American forces begin training all 800 soldiers in the new, volunteer Iraqi Army.
09/23/2003
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