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Season 1 • 11/28/2005
Stephen is unsure if tonight's show actually happened.
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05:38
Tim Robbins
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
11/17/2005
02:55
The Word - McConaughey!
The Colbert Report
S1
Recent McConaughey news indicates that our troubled nation might be back on track!
11/17/2005
01:22
No Good Deed
The Colbert Report
S1
Representative Barney Frank throws his free face time on The Colbert Report back in Stephen's face.
11/17/2005
04:34
ThreatDown - Children
The Colbert Report
S1
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's daughter Annie has a severe case of the absolutely adorables.
11/17/2005
00:18
Thanksgiving Vacation
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen dispenses some Thanksgiving cooking advice.
11/17/2005
04:34
Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. Faith
The Colbert Report
S1
Due to a miraculous coin toss, faith wins the debate against science.
11/28/2005
00:39
Intro - 11/28/05
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen questions U.S. presence in Iraq, interviews quantum physicist Brian Greene, settles the debate between science and religion and reports on holiday shopping.
11/28/2005
03:23
Viewer Phone Calls
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen Colbert answers viewers' questions about the troops in Iraq, the Better Know a District map and the best way to clean the American flag.
11/28/2005
03:42
Cyber Monday
The Colbert Report
S1
The nation is on its honor not to steal Stephen Colbert's identity.
11/28/2005
05:18
Brian Greene
The Colbert Report
S1
By saying that science has more validity than a feeling, Brian Greene is implying that Stephen Colbert descended from a monkey.
11/28/2005
00:13
Sign Off - Check Your Local Listings
The Colbert Report
S1
From what Stephen Colbert understands of quantum mechanics, tonight's show may not have happened.
11/28/2005
02:17
The Word - Never
The Colbert Report
S1
We need to send more troops into Iraq in order to get the job done, so that we can pull the troops out, which we will never do.
11/28/2005
04:59
Better Know a District - California's 50th - Randy "Duke" Cunningham
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen blames California's 50th district for Randy "Duke" Cunningham having to resign over bribery charges.
11/29/2005
05:17
Richard Preston
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
11/29/2005
03:51
The Word - Confidence
The Colbert Report
S1
We have enough confidence to let our government operate without having any confidence in it.
11/29/2005
04:54
Was It Really That Bad? - Black Death
The Colbert Report
S1
The Black Death didn't just make more dead people, it also made less competition for those few live people.
11/29/2005
00:29
Intro - 11/29/05
The Colbert Report
S1
On tap: the failed Canadian government, the bubonic plague and Richard Preston -- with any luck, he'll bring an Ebola monkey.
11/29/2005
00:48
The "Duke's" Things
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen looks at everything Randy "Duke" Cunningham must now say goodbye to.
11/29/2005
05:30
Katrina vanden Heuvel
The Colbert Report
S1
Katrina vanden Heuvel is a proud liberal who is considered mainstream on her stances in ending the war in Iraq and on national health care.
11/30/2005
02:50
The Word - Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay
The Colbert Report
S1
Pope Benedict decrees that men who have not had homosexual encounters for three years have only "transitory" homosexual tendencies and still qualify to be priests.
11/30/2005
00:08
Fract - Nobody Messes with House
The Colbert Report
S1
The actor who plays "House, M.D." is British, but he plays an American.
11/30/2005
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