The Colbert Report

Marilyn Monroe's X-Rays

Season 6 • 04/19/2010

Marilyn Monroe's X-rays are totally invasive but still leave so much to the imagination.

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00:10

Sign Off - Tax Deadline
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For those of you scrambling to finish your taxes -- 4, 38, 512, 65.
04/15/2010
05:56

Aimee Mullins
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Aimee Mullins, who has two prosthetic legs, says the average pinup model has more prosthetics in her breasts than she has on her body.
04/15/2010
00:27

Intro - 4/15/10
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Stephen finds out who's not filling out their census forms, and Aimee Mullins explains what she did with the rest of the carbon-fiber cheetah.
04/15/2010
03:14

Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material
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Stephen announces his own bargain-priced generic daddy butter, Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material.
04/15/2010
04:35

Tip/Wag - Forbes & Hipsters
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Forbes Magazine forgets to add Richard Branson to its list of fictional rich people, and hipsters don't fill out Obama's census.
04/15/2010
05:11

Stephen Saves the Space Program
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NASA shows its appreciation for Stephen's heroism by inviting him to go to Houston for astronaut training.
04/15/2010
02:51

Volcano Eyjafjallajokull
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If Iceland's volcanic eruption doesn't let up before summer, thousands of college students will have to backpack around the U.S.
04/19/2010
06:34

George Will
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George Will talks about the history of baseball, debates health care reform and criticizes Ronald Reagan.
04/19/2010
00:05

Sign Off - Too Big to Fail
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Stephen takes a break from reading Andrew Ross Sorkin's book, "Too Big to Fail," to say goodnight.
04/19/2010
07:58

Goldman Sachs' Fraud Case - Andrew Ross Sorkin
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Andrew Ross Sorkin discusses the importance of the SEC case against Goldman Sachs, which questions whether Wall Street is a casino.
04/19/2010
02:19

Marilyn Monroe's X-Rays
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Good for you, whoever is making money selling a dead woman's private gynecological X-rays.
04/19/2010
03:49

Robotic Voice Simulator & Foreign Accent Syndrome
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Stephen practices his Japanese with a robotic voice simulator, and a woman suffers from foreign accent syndrome.
04/20/2010
06:17

Jeffrey Katzenberg
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Jeffrey Katzenberg listens to Stephen's movie script idea and presents the newest 3-D glasses.
04/20/2010
00:11

Sign Off - As They Say in Japan
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Stephen says goodnight in Japanese.
04/20/2010
06:30

P.K. Winsome - Tea Party Consulting
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Tea Partiers will seem less racist if they hire P.K. Winsome to attend their rallies and donate to his United Negro Collage Fund.
04/20/2010
00:26

Intro - 4/20/10
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The Tea Party might be promoting racism, and DreamWorks Animation CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg praises 3-D technology.
04/20/2010
02:25

Stephen Refuses to Celebrate 4/20
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Stephen wants you to know you're acting all weird. Everyone's saying there's something wrong with you, even your mom.
04/20/2010
05:13

Nailed 'Em - Drive-Through Rapping
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Four Utah teens make a McDonald's employee feel unsafe by rapping their order at a drive-through.
04/21/2010
02:32

The New $100 Bill
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Write what you think of the new currency on a Post-it note, stick that on a $100 bill, and send it to Stephen.
04/21/2010
00:41

Sign Off - Donate to John Legend's Charity
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Go to showmecampaign.org to win a chance to meet John Legend and hang out with his posse backstage.
04/21/2010
05:28

The Word - No Problemo
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Harassing Latinos with racial profiling isn't an inevitable side effect of Arizona's anti-immigration law -- it's the entire point.
04/21/2010
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