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Moment of Zen - Illegal Immigration Is Illegal

Season 15 • 04/26/2010

Gretchen Carlson is a little confused over why we call it "illegal immigration."

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02:58

Friendly Fire - Gaywatch Edition
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A liberal activist heckles Barack Obama, and a conservative protester questions Lindsey Graham's sexuality.
04/21/2010
00:48

Moment of Zen - Lou Ferrigno Protects Butterfingers
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Lou Ferrigno tells "Fox & Friends" he's protecting Butterfingers because it's a wonderful candy.
04/21/2010
10:39

United Kingdom General Election
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For the first time ever, British candidates import American-style democratic theatrics.
04/21/2010
05:21

Zoe Saldana
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After starring in movies like "Avatar" and "Star Trek," Zoe Saldana might be the foundation of the American economy.
04/22/2010
10:19

South Park Death Threats
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Jon hesitates to repeat a phrase he's used before, but he has something to say to anyone threatening death in the name of religion or politics.
04/22/2010
00:20

Moment of Zen - Mr. Hankey
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Mr. Hankey greets the kids of "South Park" in the sewer.
04/22/2010
04:08

Wham-O Moves to America
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Wham-O moving its production of Frisbees, hula hoops and pool noodles from China to the U.S. is reverse colonialism.
04/22/2010
08:21

Law & Border
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The Arizona immigration law is very clear: the police will only check people who are reasonably suspicious.
04/26/2010
07:00

Lisa P. Jackson
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Lisa P. Jackson hopes Lindsey Graham will rejoin the bipartisan effort to introduce climate change legislation.
04/26/2010
04:45

Geico Fires Voice Actor
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The voice actor behind the Geico commercials questions the intellectual capacity of members in the conservative group FreedomWorks.
04/26/2010
00:20

Moment of Zen - Illegal Immigration Is Illegal
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Gretchen Carlson recalls a federal law on the books that says if you are here illegally, that's illegal.
04/26/2010
05:40

Sex-curities XXXchange Cumission
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Samantha Bee thinks there should be more of a porn sensibility to financial regulatory mechanisms.
04/27/2010
00:15

Moment of Zen - Goldman Sachs Stock Goes Up
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As the Senate hearings chastise Goldman Sachs for past practices, its stocks are one of the few doing better.
04/27/2010
08:17

Who Wants to Beat a Millionaire
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Even though the Senate is too paralyzed by partisan politics to impact the financial crisis, it can still express good old-fashioned impotent rage.
04/27/2010
06:20

Richard Whittle
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Richard Whittle calls the notorious V-22 Osprey a real-life transformer that takes off like a helicopter and flies like an airplane.
04/27/2010
04:23

Republicans Want Michael Steele to Fail
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Instead of Republicans trying to tell America that a black man will steer us all to ruin, they're using Michael Steele to show us.
04/28/2010
00:15

Moment of Zen - Stolen iPhone
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Shepard Smith can relate to the guy who forgot his iPhone after drinking too many beers.
04/28/2010
08:40

Appholes
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Microsoft was supposed to be the evil one, but now Apple is busting down doors in Palo Alto while Bill Gates rids the world of mosquitoes.
04/28/2010
07:25

Ken Blackwell
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Ken Blackwell believes that President Obama intends to subvert the Constitution and expand central government.
04/28/2010
00:23

Moment of Zen - Soy Jizzum
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In a discussion over what to call milk that doesn't come from a cow, Rosanna Scotto suggests "soy jizzum."
04/29/2010
03:07

Afghanistan Stability Chart
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The military encapsulates the solution to all of our problems in Afghanistan with one simple PowerPoint slide.
04/29/2010
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