The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Death of a Chairman

Season 9 • 11/11/2004

I'll have a Yasser-is-dead party, but it won't be open bar.

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06:18

Tom Wolfe
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Tom Wolfe learns about dating and cohabitation from his college campus visits.
11/10/2004
04:29

Slow Voter Turnout
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Ed Helms reports on Florida's new voter registration form that includes a required check box for mental competence.
11/10/2004
03:08

Science Scope - Small Wonder
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Scientists unearth the remains of a Hobbit-like human ancestor, while a new study of the Arctic finds temperatures there rising at twice the global rate.
11/10/2004
00:30

Moment of Zen - Ashcroft Sings
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John Ashcroft stands at a podium and sings.
11/10/2004
05:48

Headlines - Elephant Walk
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After serving President Bush for four fear-filled years, Attorney General John Ashcroft announces his resignation.
11/10/2004
04:57

Last Resort
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All the gunplay and violence at Colorado's Elk Mountain Resort naturally leads to swapping romantic terrorist training stories.
11/11/2004
02:35

Death of Yasser Arafat
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Should Samantha Bee take a "choked-up Walter Cronkite, great man is dead" tone, or go for a "hooray, Uday and Qusay are dead" vibe?
11/11/2004
06:09

Kenneth Pollack
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Middle East scholar Kenneth Pollack describes the circular pattern of instigation between the U.S. and Iran.
11/11/2004
00:17

Moment of Zen - Arafat News
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CBS 2 anchor Ernie Anastos announces that the special on facelifts has been postponed due to the breaking news of Yasser Arafat's death.
11/11/2004
03:00

Specter Vision
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Previous pray-ins against Arlen Specter have succeeded only in giving a plague of painful boils to Phil Specter.
11/11/2004
03:07

Headlines - Death of a Chairman
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Some Arafat supporters built funeral pyres to commemorate their beloved leader's famed hatred of car tires.
11/11/2004
02:35

Cabinet Shakeup
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Colin Powell's replacement rumored to be an actual secretary.
11/15/2004
02:33

Product Placement
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Jon talks about Star Jones' product driven wedding and William Safire's resignation.
11/15/2004
03:03

Powell Movement
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The line to exit the Bush Administration just got a lot longer.
11/15/2004
01:06

The Power of Words
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Dr. Phil chooses to look on the bright side in the face of the Democrats devastating loss in the 2004 elections
11/15/2004
07:21

Kay Bailey Hutchison
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Jon and Senator Hutchison compare the turnover in the Senate to the turnover on the cast of E.R.
11/15/2004
00:22

Moment of Zen - Tens of Thousands of Teaspoons
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At the United Nations, Colin Powell delivers a chilling message about how much anthrax Saddam Hussein has.
11/15/2004
02:31

Coalition of Regret
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Ed Helms suggests that the Democratic Party would be much more successful as a third party.
11/15/2004
03:22

Rise Of The Machine
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No person but a natural born citizen can become President -- stupid Constitution.
11/16/2004
04:33

Tom Brokaw Pt. 1
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Tom Brokaw wants to spend more time thinking about fewer things and to start a magazine in South Jersey.
11/16/2004
04:38

Mad Magazines
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Rob Corddry looks at three magazines battling to cover such great South Jersey stories as Cherry Hill's dwindling possum population.
11/16/2004
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