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WWIII

Season 2 • 07/18/2006

This war could be another "Friends," but a cease-fire could turn it into a "Joey."

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02:54

The Word - T & A
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There's only one thing that truly unites mankind -- the objectification of womankind.
07/17/2006
04:49

Tip/Wag - Arizona
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Stephen tips his hat to Iraqi television, Wal-Mart and aliens, and wags his finger at the state of Arizona and Wal-Mart.
07/17/2006
02:26

One American Dollar
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Don't send Stephen Colbert $50, because that won't get you a durable, sporty Colbert Report tote bag -- which also doesn't come in red.
07/17/2006
02:08

Microphone On
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Stephen didn't realize his microphone was on, and now his comments have been misinterpreted.
07/17/2006
01:40

Column Width
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The New York Times announces they're reducing the width of their newspaper by an inch and a half -- that's an inch and a half less of state secrets revealed everyday.
07/18/2006
03:08

The Word - Solidarity
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It's time for management and labor to come together as management to exploit labor.
07/18/2006
05:52

Dhani Jones
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Dhani Jones has the ability to be a mindless crushing machine, and yet he chooses to read poetry and listen to classical music.
07/18/2006
00:11

Try at Goodbye
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Stephen has never been very good at goodbyes, but he's going to try.
07/18/2006
05:09

Stephen Colbert's Problems Without Solutions - Bears
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This special report investigates the sources of a tragic and dangerous delusion.
07/18/2006
00:33

Intro - 7/18/06
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Stephen takes us inside the world of bears, linebackers and poets.
07/18/2006
03:15

WWIII
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If everything is still in existence by this time next week, Stephen is going to be very upset.
07/18/2006
03:21

The Word - R-E-S-P-E-C-T
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The NAACP is prejudging the president solely based on what he's done.
07/19/2006
04:49

The Convenientest Truth
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Al Gore says global warming means the world is coming to an end, but Stephen says the world is just coming to a new beginning.
07/19/2006
06:09

Joe Scarborough
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Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.
07/19/2006
01:16

Veto Virginity
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George W. Bush loses his veto virginity by giving it to stem cell research.
07/19/2006
02:26

Oprah and Gayle
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There isn't a definition in our culture to describe the bond between Oprah and Gayle.
07/19/2006
01:13

Sign Off - Buck O'Neil
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Stephen places Buck O'Neil's photo on his bookshelf, which many would say is a greater honor than the Baseball Hall of Fame.
07/19/2006
00:33

Intro - 7/19/06
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Stephen believes Kanye West owes President Bush an apology, and thinks people are only seeing Al Gore's global warming movie to get out of the record heat.
07/19/2006
06:03

Tom Brokaw
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Stephen has a problem taking Tom Brokaw seriously when he's not wearing a tie.
07/20/2006
03:54

Julian Bond
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Stephen asks NAACP Chairman Julian Bond to help pick his new black friend.
07/20/2006
00:29

Intro - 7/20/06
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President Bush spoke to an audience of black people, but Stephen wouldn't know because he doesn't see color.
07/20/2006
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