The Colbert Report

Tip/Wag - Arizona

Season 2 • 07/17/2006

Enticing people to register by bribing them attracts the wrong kind of voter -- the poor kind.

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ThreatDown - Gay Clones
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The guy who played Anakin Beefstroker in "Sperm Wars II: Attack of the Bones" was actually better than Hayden Christensen.
07/13/2006
03:52

The Word - Inquisition
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Connecticut, you chose Joe Lieberman in 1988; you can't just say 'oops, I made a mistake' and elect another Democrat.
07/13/2006
03:31

TV's New Low
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If you aren't watching The Colbert Report because you're busy guarding our borders, you can buy 16 episodes on iTunes for $9.99.
07/13/2006
06:28

Ron Suskind
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Stephen explains to author Ron Suskind that if we didn't invade someone, we would have tripped over our preparedness.
07/13/2006
00:10

Sign Off - Lemons
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Stephen reminds everyone that if God gives you lemons, you must be a bad person.
07/17/2006
06:24

Lee Silver
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Stephen makes sure Princeton professor Lee Silver knows that he doesn't know more than Stephen does about genetic engineering.
07/17/2006
00:37

Intro - 7/17/06
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Stephen talks about the crisis in the Middle East, reports on Arizona's new voting proposal, and interviews author Lee Silver.
07/17/2006
02:54

The Word - T & A
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There's only one thing that truly unites mankind -- the objectification of womankind.
07/17/2006
02:26

One American Dollar
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Don't send Stephen Colbert $50, because that won't get you a durable, sporty Colbert Report tote bag -- which also doesn't come in red.
07/17/2006
02:08

Microphone On
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Stephen didn't realize his microphone was on, and now his comments have been misinterpreted.
07/17/2006
04:49

Tip/Wag - Arizona
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Stephen tips his hat to Iraqi television, Wal-Mart and aliens, and wags his finger at the state of Arizona and Wal-Mart.
07/17/2006
01:40

Column Width
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The New York Times announces they're reducing the width of their newspaper by an inch and a half -- that's an inch and a half less of state secrets revealed everyday.
07/18/2006
03:08

The Word - Solidarity
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It's time for management and labor to come together as management to exploit labor.
07/18/2006
03:15

WWIII
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If everything is still in existence by this time next week, Stephen is going to be very upset.
07/18/2006
05:52

Dhani Jones
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Dhani Jones has the ability to be a mindless crushing machine, and yet he chooses to read poetry and listen to classical music.
07/18/2006
00:11

Try at Goodbye
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Stephen has never been very good at goodbyes, but he's going to try.
07/18/2006
05:09

Stephen Colbert's Problems Without Solutions - Bears
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This special report investigates the sources of a tragic and dangerous delusion.
07/18/2006
00:33

Intro - 7/18/06
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Stephen takes us inside the world of bears, linebackers and poets.
07/18/2006
03:21

The Word - R-E-S-P-E-C-T
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The NAACP is prejudging the president solely based on what he's done.
07/19/2006
04:49

The Convenientest Truth
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Al Gore says global warming means the world is coming to an end, but Stephen says the world is just coming to a new beginning.
07/19/2006
06:09

Joe Scarborough
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Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.
07/19/2006
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