The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 9 • 08/19/2004

Stephen tears the news a new one.

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01:16

Intro - Muqtada al-Sadr
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Muqtada al-Sadr decides to throw away the militia and join the political process.
08/18/2004
05:07

Burt Reynolds
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Burt Reynolds tells Jon how they cast the stuttering rapist in "Deliverance."
08/18/2004
02:25

To the Bapt Cave!
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Archaeologists excavate a cave that may be the site of many of the baptisms performed by John the Baptist -- or as he was known to his friends -- Johnny Wet Fingers.
08/18/2004
05:11

Seth Green
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Seth Green and Jon talk about blinged-out bears and your civic duty.
08/19/2004
03:18

Indecision 2004 Peaceful Protest Discount
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Mayor Bloomberg embarks on an ambitious program to reward peaceful protestors with cheaper fast food.
08/19/2004
01:51

Swift Boat Veterans for Revenge
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John Kerry and everyone else on the swift boats, save Larry Thurlow, were pussies.
08/19/2004
03:21

Back in Black Olympic Fever
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Bush uses the Olympics to remind us that democracy will triumph over terror.
08/19/2004
03:21

Indecision 2004 Crowd Control
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Both John Kerry and George W. Bush take advantage of biased and pre-organized crowds to deflect them from actually having to answer questions.
08/19/2004
00:12

Moment of Zen -Too Good To Be True
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George W. Bush gets lauded by a handpicked and prescreened health savings account investor.
08/19/2004
00:34

Next Week 8/23/04
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Stephen Colbert dons a Viking helmet and sings in a girlish squeal to a stranger in a parking lot.
08/19/2004
01:23

The Colbert Report
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On the Colbert Report, top leaders check in, but they don't check out.
08/19/2004
03:16

Kerry Controversy
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In the midst of a sex tour of Southeast Asia, Rob Corddry takes time to not share his opinion on John Kerry's war record.
08/23/2004
01:01

John Kerry And A Free Bike
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Audience disbelief not withstanding, John Kerry will be on the show tomorrow night.
08/23/2004
06:57

Robert Smith
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Robert Smith speaks with Jon about a society that knocks people off the fake pedestals we set them on in the first place.
08/23/2004
02:28

Felonious Munch
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Onc of the world's most famous paintings to ever hang above the couch in your dorm was stolen.
08/23/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - The Swift Boat Scream
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When the chips were down you could not count on John Kerry
08/23/2004
05:06

Sixties Flashback Edition
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The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth go after Senator John Kerry's war record and credibility.
08/23/2004
04:44

Tanks A Lot
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Though oil prices have reached record highs, one unscrupulous gas station owner is lowering his prices.
08/24/2004
03:05

John Kerry - Part 2
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John Kerry is amazed by the amount of introductions he receives in the men's room.
08/24/2004
08:24

John Kerry - Part 1
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Under Bush, America lost jobs and healthcare, and has gone backwards on the environment, but can John Kerry prove he was in Cambodia on Christmas Eve??
08/24/2004
01:56

National Intelligence Director
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No turfs, agencies or boxes were taken into account when creating the position of National Intelligence Director.
08/24/2004
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