Comedy Central Presents

Rich Vos - Christmas Decorations

Season 12 E 12 • 02/15/2008

Christmas decorations just prove you're not Jewish.

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Rich Vos - Christmas Decorations
Comedy Central PresentsS12 E12

Christmas decorations just prove you're not Jewish.
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Juston McKinney - Gay Best Friend
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Juston McKinney - Misspelling
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Juston McKinney - Kids
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