The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Johnny Open Sore

Season 7 • 01/07/2003

Jon's has ideas for some new reality shows.

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01:18

Silicone Valley
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Now you and your guy friends can get drunk, look at naked women and shove money into their private parts in style.
12/19/2002
01:13

Headlines - Hot Toys
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Chicken Dance Elmo is expected to out perform I Like It Rough Elmo in sales this holiday season.
12/19/2002
03:21

War Widow Barbie
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Ed Helms goes through an eclectic list of holiday presents guaranteed to blow your kids away.
12/19/2002
02:29

Coffee and War
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President George W. Bush will not tolerate games and charades. He can work with folk starving, however.
01/07/2003
00:17

Moment of Zen - Be Careful Who You Clone
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Rael talks to Stephen Colbert about who should and shouldn't be cloned.
01/07/2003
02:07

Sappho-Central
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Rob Corddry believes that sex should be nameless, faceless, alcohol-fueled, and devoid of any responsibility or repercussion.
01/07/2003
03:05

North Korea vs. Iraq
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Saddam Hussein gasses his own people and nobody likes a people gasser.
01/07/2003
05:55

Cameron Diaz
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Cameron Diaz talks about "Gangs of New York."
01/07/2003
00:09

Women and Wolves
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Jon talks about the women who are going to be eaten by wolves on tomorrow's show.
01/07/2003
02:32

Raelian Resurrection
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The Raelian scientific offshoot, Clone-aid, claims to have cloned the first human baby from a Dutch Lesbian.
01/07/2003
02:35

Johnny Open Sore
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Inspired by "Joe Millionaire," Jon decides to pitch a few reality shows of his own.
01/07/2003
04:20

Puck Buddies
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It's awkward to have someone in the shower with you who isn't looking at your penis.
01/08/2003
05:19

Ray Liotta
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Ray Liotta's movie was executive produced by Tom Cruise after the movie was already made.
01/08/2003
03:00

Whaaaa? - Enter the Frist
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Republican Bill Frist killed kittens when he was in medical school.
01/08/2003
01:36

The '04 Horsemen
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John Edwards has totally alienated the Gin Blossoms vote by aligning himself with Hootie and the Blowfish.
01/08/2003
02:00

Mark Your Calendar - January
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Ed Helms provides information on January events: Clinical Trial Awareness Month, Someday We'll Laugh About This Week and Inane Answering Machine Message Day.
01/08/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - I Do
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Vice President Dick Cheney swears in new members of the Senate.
01/08/2003
02:42

Master Rebater
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Average Americans who own a significant number of shares in dividend yielding companies, basically rich people, will benefit from President Bush's new economic plan.
01/08/2003
00:16

Moment of Zen - Steven Baldwin Water Wheel
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Steven Baldwin does his best impression of a water wheel.
01/09/2003
01:00

Happy New Fear
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British authorities thwart a chemical weapon terror attack whose only known antidote is VX nerve gas.
01/09/2003
02:47

Idiotic for the People
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Celeb-reality stars must find the courage to say "no" to their agents.
01/09/2003
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