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Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 10 • 10/30/2013

Stephen signs off.

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03:23

Rand Paul's Plagiarism Problem
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In an effort to help Republican gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli, Rand Paul delivers a speech containing lines seemingly lifted from Wikipedia's "Gattaca" entry.
10/29/2013
06:06

The Word - On Your Feet
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As the wealthiest one percent prospers, a growing number of Americans resort to selling their body parts.
10/29/2013
07:18

Billy Collins
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Billy Collins talks about his writing persona and the responsibilities of a poet laureate before joining Stephen in a joint reading from "Aimless Love."
10/29/2013
00:06

Sign Off - "Aimless Love"
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Stephen says goodnight while reading Billy Collins' book of poetry.
10/29/2013
00:34

Intro - 10/29/13
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Americans discover a creative way to make ends meet, Stephen ponders plagiarism, and "Aimless Love" author Billy Collins talks poetry.
10/29/2013
00:30

Intro - 10/30/13
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Marriage faces a new foe, technology changes TV news, and 16-year-old guest Jack Andraka invents an early test for cancer.
10/30/2013
02:53

The GOP's Self-Disapproval
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In an effort to recover from record-low approval ratings, Senate Republicans call backsies on their own votes.
10/30/2013
07:08

ThreatDown - Divorce, Undocumented Network Jumpers & Global Warming
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Divorce spreads like a disease, Good Morning America embraces Hispanic culture, and climate change threatens the McDonald's Dollar Menu.
10/30/2013
04:30

Shepard Smith's Digital Dependency
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The hyper-technological Fox News Deck provides new insight into the mind of Shepard Smith.
10/30/2013
05:37

Jack Andraka
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16-year-old Jack Andraka explains how he devised a new way to detect cancer, which earned him the grand prize at the Intel International Science and Engineering Fair.
10/30/2013
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
10/30/2013
00:32

Intro - 10/31/13
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Stephen protects his privacy, a Nevada politician causes controversy, and guest Zach Sims teaches computer programming for free.
10/31/2013
06:02

Zach Sims
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Zach Sims discusses Codecademy, his wildly popular website that provides free coding lessons to over 10 million people.
10/31/2013
06:10

The Word - See No Evil
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Allegations surface that the NSA spied on the Vatican, and Representative Mike Rogers defends the agency via circular logic.
10/31/2013
02:26

War on Halloween - Matt Lauer's Costume
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Stephen has always reveled in the Halloween spirit, but Matt Lauer might have ruined the holiday forever.
10/31/2013
01:28

Sign Off - The Glenlivet
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As midnight approaches, Stephen tells a bedtime story while enjoying a nightcap.
10/31/2013
04:19

Blood in the Water - Jim Wheeler's Hypothetical Slavery Vote
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Nevada Assemblyman Jim Wheeler says he would grudgingly vote for slavery if that's what his constituents demanded.
10/31/2013
06:24

David Folkenflik
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"Murdoch's World" author David Folkenflik talks about Rupert Murdoch's media empire, his influence on world leaders and the extent of the News Corp phone-hacking scandal.
11/04/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen reads the latest tweets from @RealHumanPraise.
11/04/2013
04:32

Obamacare's Gender-Blind Premiums
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Fox News' John Stossel claims that women should pay more for health care because they use health care services more often than men.
11/04/2013
05:00

The Word - Inc. God We Trust
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The Affordable Care Act's mandated birth control coverage has some corporations fighting for their religious freedom.
11/04/2013
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