The Colbert Report

Intro - 10/31/13

Season 10 • 10/31/2013

A Nevada politician achieves the impossible, and guest Zach Sims gives free coding lessons.

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00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
10/30/2013
02:53

The GOP's Self-Disapproval
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In an effort to recover from record-low approval ratings, Senate Republicans call backsies on their own votes.
10/30/2013
07:08

ThreatDown - Divorce, Undocumented Network Jumpers & Global Warming
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Divorce spreads like a disease, Good Morning America embraces Hispanic culture, and climate change threatens the McDonald's Dollar Menu.
10/30/2013
04:30

Shepard Smith's Digital Dependency
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The hyper-technological Fox News Deck provides new insight into the mind of Shepard Smith.
10/30/2013
05:37

Jack Andraka
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16-year-old Jack Andraka explains how he devised a new way to detect cancer, which earned him the grand prize at the Intel International Science and Engineering Fair.
10/30/2013
06:02

Zach Sims
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Zach Sims discusses Codecademy, his wildly popular website that provides free coding lessons to over 10 million people.
10/31/2013
06:10

The Word - See No Evil
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Allegations surface that the NSA spied on the Vatican, and Representative Mike Rogers defends the agency via circular logic.
10/31/2013
02:26

War on Halloween - Matt Lauer's Costume
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Stephen has always reveled in the Halloween spirit, but Matt Lauer might have ruined the holiday forever.
10/31/2013
01:28

Sign Off - The Glenlivet
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As midnight approaches, Stephen tells a bedtime story while enjoying a nightcap.
10/31/2013
04:19

Blood in the Water - Jim Wheeler's Hypothetical Slavery Vote
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Nevada Assemblyman Jim Wheeler says he would grudgingly vote for slavery if that's what his constituents demanded.
10/31/2013
00:32

Intro - 10/31/13
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Stephen protects his privacy, a Nevada politician causes controversy, and guest Zach Sims teaches computer programming for free.
10/31/2013
06:24

David Folkenflik
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"Murdoch's World" author David Folkenflik talks about Rupert Murdoch's media empire, his influence on world leaders and the extent of the News Corp phone-hacking scandal.
11/04/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen reads the latest tweets from @RealHumanPraise.
11/04/2013
04:32

Obamacare's Gender-Blind Premiums
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Fox News' John Stossel claims that women should pay more for health care because they use health care services more often than men.
11/04/2013
05:00

The Word - Inc. God We Trust
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The Affordable Care Act's mandated birth control coverage has some corporations fighting for their religious freedom.
11/04/2013
00:35

Intro - 11/4/13
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Obama challenges a religious tradition, Stephen determines the validity of online information, and guest David Folkenflik goes behind the scenes at Fox News.
11/04/2013
03:49

@RealHumanPraise for Fox News
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To offset criticism of Fox News on Twitter, Stephen introduces an account that tweets positive reviews from real people, as assembled by bots.
11/04/2013
05:03

Difference Makers - Tim Morrison and Meagan Brame
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A Canadian bong store's fuzzy mascot threatens to start a drug war, but city counselors Tim Morrison and Meagan Brame are politely taking a stand.
11/05/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Crack Pipe
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Stephen is caught smoking.
11/05/2013
06:16

Julius Erving
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Basketball legend Julius Erving shares stories from "Dr. J: The Autobiography" and goes head-to-head with Stephen in a paper-tossing challenge.
11/05/2013
06:10

Rob Ford's Crack Scandal
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford responds to drug use allegations with the kind of blunt, straightforward honesty that crack smokers are known for.
11/05/2013
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