The Colbert Report

Intro - 10/19/06

Season 2 E 134 • 10/19/2006

Stephen can't wait to find out how Jesus lets water travel through cell membranes.

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02:31

Elephant Vasectomies
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Veterinarians are traveling to Africa to give elephants vasectomies in an effort to deal with overpopulation.
10/18/2006
02:29

Santorum's Iraqi Lord of the Rings
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Rick Santorum metaphorically points out that the forces of evil are drawing near to Minas Tirith -- which, Stephen guesses, is Ohio.
10/18/2006
00:34

Intro - 10/18/06
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In this episode, Stephen discusses James Baker and a culture war in America, and interviews former White House aid David Kuo.
10/18/2006
01:17

Jeopardy
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Stephen infiltrates a TV show combining the worst elements of facts, Hollywood and Canada.
10/18/2006
03:48

The Word - Sherlock
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By quoting Sherlock Holmes and using the process of elimination, Stephen explains that we did not invade Iraq at all.
10/18/2006
06:05

David Kuo
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Stephen and David Kuo talk about "compassionate conservatives" and the separation of church and state.
10/18/2006
01:45

eBay Portrait Bid
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The Colbert online army has responded to an auction for a portrait of Stephen with bids up to $99,999,999.00.
10/19/2006
06:14

Better Know a Challenger - New York's 19th - John Hall
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Stephen meets with Democratic challenger John Hall, former member of the band Orleans, to talk about Hall's campaign and to harmonize.
10/19/2006
05:02

Jim Gilchrist
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Stephen is unsure if the 300 millionth U.S. citizen was caused by a sexy episode of The Report back in January or by illegal immigration.
10/19/2006
05:46

Peter Agre
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Dr. Peter Agre argues that basic understanding of science needs to be more widespread among the citizens of this country.
10/19/2006
00:31

Intro - 10/19/06
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In this episode, Stephen discusses America's population, visits New York state and talks with Nobel Prize winner Peter Agre.
10/19/2006
00:27

Intro - 10/30/06
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Stephen covers the midterm elections, reports on the nonexistent accomplishments of the 109th Congress and talks to Barry Manilow in this episode of The Colbert Report.
10/30/2006
05:14

Barry Manilow
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Stephen presents Barry Manilow with a peace treaty, and they agree to joint custody of the infamous Emmy.
10/30/2006
02:44

Stay the Course
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Stephen's White House press office faxes remind him over and over to stay the course.
10/30/2006
01:41

Get Ready for Barry
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It is big of Stephen to allow Barry Manilow to appear on The Colbert Report.
10/30/2006
04:38

ThreatDown - GreatDown
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With the midterm elections coming up, Stephen feels that instead of the usual ThreatDown it's time for a GreatDown.
10/30/2006
03:52

The Word - Shameless
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Stephen addresses Rush Limbaugh's comments on Michael J. Fox's disease, and lets us know what shameless really means.
10/30/2006
01:07

Portrait Auction
The Colbert ReportS2 E136

Stephen announces the winner of his portrait auction; all proceeds go towards saving the children.
10/31/2006
00:30

Intro - 10/31/06
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Stephen talks to pre-nailed actor Tim Robbins, looks at gay marriage in New Jersey and dresses up as Brit Huuuuuume for Halloween.
10/31/2006
04:03

The Word - Thanks, Gays!
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New Jersey gives committed homosexual couples the same rights as heterosexual married couples.
10/31/2006
02:11

Costumes for the Girls
The Colbert ReportS2 E136

Stephen acknowledges how far women have come to get more costume choices.
10/31/2006
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