The Colbert Report

Portrait Auction

Season 2 E 136 • 10/31/2006

The winner of Stephen's portrait is announced.

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02:44

Stay the Course
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Stephen's White House press office faxes remind him over and over to stay the course.
10/30/2006
01:41

Get Ready for Barry
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It is big of Stephen to allow Barry Manilow to appear on The Colbert Report.
10/30/2006
04:38

ThreatDown - GreatDown
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With the midterm elections coming up, Stephen feels that instead of the usual ThreatDown it's time for a GreatDown.
10/30/2006
03:52

The Word - Shameless
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Stephen addresses Rush Limbaugh's comments on Michael J. Fox's disease, and lets us know what shameless really means.
10/30/2006
00:30

Intro - 10/31/06
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Stephen talks to pre-nailed actor Tim Robbins, looks at gay marriage in New Jersey and dresses up as Brit Huuuuuume for Halloween.
10/31/2006
04:03

The Word - Thanks, Gays!
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New Jersey gives committed homosexual couples the same rights as heterosexual married couples.
10/31/2006
02:11

Costumes for the Girls
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Stephen acknowledges how far women have come to get more costume choices.
10/31/2006
01:39

Welcome to the House of Horrors - Nancy Pelosi
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For Halloween, The Report staff tries their scariest move yet on Stephen.
10/31/2006
03:10

Freak Show - Log Cabin Republican
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Freak Show's Log Cabin Republican explains the unity of homosexuality and Republicans.
10/31/2006
07:28

Tim Robbins
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Tim Robbins talks about his movie "Catch a Fire," debates Stephen on the issue of torture and gets nailed.
10/31/2006
01:07

Portrait Auction
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Stephen announces the winner of his portrait auction; all proceeds go towards saving the children.
10/31/2006
00:28

Intro - 11/1/06
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Stephen travels to Hollywood, talks to magician Penn Jillette and officially announces his pregnancy.
11/01/2006
06:01

Better Know a Challenger - California's 30th - David Nelson Jones
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Stephen sits down with 25-year-old congressional hopeful David Nelson Jones and mistakes him for an intern.
11/01/2006
05:50

Penn Jillette
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Penn Jillette stops by to shatter all that little children believe and get Stephen with a card trick.
11/01/2006
00:28

Big in '06
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Stephen urges everyone to vote -- for him, that is, in VH1's Big in '06 Awards.
11/01/2006
03:27

The Word - Rip-Off
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YouTube was reckless and wild until Google stepped in. Now it's a tremendous money-making machine.
11/01/2006
02:55

John Kerry
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Senator John Kerry's war wounds were just his way of asking, "Is this how stupid people get shot multiple times?"
11/01/2006
05:30

P.K. Winsome - Black Republican
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P.K. Winsome stops by to talk about the benefits of being a black Republican and to promote a few of his new business endeavors.
11/02/2006
06:44

Ron Reagan
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Ron Reagan stops by to explain why stem cell research is so important and to give Stephen the Full Gipper.
11/02/2006
01:26

A Historidocufictiomentary of George Allen
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Stephen presents his new historidocufictiomentary that clears up some misunderstandings about candidate George Allen.
11/02/2006
03:02

Chad Walldorf: Portrait Winner
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Stephen talks to portrait winner Chad Walldorf about his prize, his barbecue restaurant and what kind of ribs President Bush prefers.
11/02/2006
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