The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Mess O'Potamia - Rights Here, Rights Now

Season 8 • 03/04/2004

Kerry's reputation as gun owning, hog riding rider hunter guy will serve him well in the campaign.

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03:00

41st King
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Stephen Colbert suggests that with John Kerry's nomination, forces are in motion in the Bush campaign.
03/03/2004
01:55

Kerry Edwards
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John Kerry and John Edwards used to be rivals but now they sing each other's praises.
03/03/2004
05:28

Rudolph Giuliani Pt. 1
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Rudolph Giuliani thinks John Kerry and George W. Bush are honest, decent men who have different philosophies.
03/03/2004
00:25

Indecision 2004 - John Kerry Celebrity Explosion
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The Kerry charisma has charmed many of Hollywood's finest into an endorsement.
03/04/2004
00:13

Moment of Zen - Happy Birthday, Nation!
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Moafaq Al-Rubaie announces the birth of a new Iraq.
03/04/2004
05:06

Willem Dafoe
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By not saying if he's going to be Green Goblin again, Willem Dafoe is saying he will be the Green Goblin again.
03/04/2004
03:18

Back in Black - Passion for Torture
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Lewis Black won't go to see "Passion of the Christ" because he can't stand a sob story that isn't his own.
03/04/2004
04:20

The "L" Word
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In this case the lobbyists are like Frankenstein: harmless, misunderstood and stitched together from dead body parts.
03/04/2004
01:41

Solemnizing
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The Mayor of New Paltz was brought up on charges for "illegally solemnizing a marriage."
03/04/2004
00:32

Preview - 3/9/04
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Jon Stewart ends the show for the night and previews the guest and stories for next week.
03/04/2004
04:15

Mess O'Potamia - Rights Here, Rights Now
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Good news and bad news in Iraq this week: bad news in the form of bombing attacks and good news that, as of Monday, those attacks are illegal.
03/04/2004
03:14

Illegally Blonde
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Martha Stewart is found guilty of obstructing justice, making false statements and poorly accessorizing.
03/08/2004
02:41

Business Reek
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Attorney General John Ashcroft takes a break from monitoring everything everywhere to comment on the Worldcom case.
03/08/2004
01:07

Bear
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Jon feels the bear used in last night's episode of "The Sopranos" was unrealistic.
03/08/2004
03:21

Jack-Ass Reporting
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With no cell phones or cameras allowed in the courthouse for the verdict, seasoned reporters turn to red scarves.
03/08/2004
05:09

Val Kilmer
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A polar bear in Central Park once waved to Val Kilmer.
03/08/2004
03:19

Martha Convicted
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Be sure to catch Stephen Colbert's special report on Martha Stewart's private life, tomorrow night at 7 on "Martha Stewart: Under the Linen."
03/08/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Flag Wavers
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Reporters scurry out the courthouse waving red scarves to report the Martha Stewart verdict.
03/08/2004
02:40

Rights Here, Rights Now
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After decades of tyranny, democracy is back in Iraq, if by democracy you mean a temporary set of guidelines signed by unelected members of the U.S. appointed governing body.
03/09/2004
03:48

See Spot Run
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George W. Bush's new ad campaign contains the most disturbing image ever shown in a campaign commercial, eclipsing Bob Dole's infamous 1996 talking belly button man
03/09/2004
07:24

Ed Gillespie
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If George W. Bush isn't elected in November, Ed Gillespie is out of a job.
03/09/2004
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