The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Illegally Blonde

Season 8 • 03/08/2004

Martha Stewart is charged with lying to protect herself from charges she wasn't charged with.

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03:18

Back in Black - Passion for Torture
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Lewis Black won't go to see "Passion of the Christ" because he can't stand a sob story that isn't his own.
03/04/2004
04:20

The "L" Word
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In this case the lobbyists are like Frankenstein: harmless, misunderstood and stitched together from dead body parts.
03/04/2004
01:41

Solemnizing
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The Mayor of New Paltz was brought up on charges for "illegally solemnizing a marriage."
03/04/2004
00:32

Preview - 3/9/04
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Jon Stewart ends the show for the night and previews the guest and stories for next week.
03/04/2004
02:41

Business Reek
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Attorney General John Ashcroft takes a break from monitoring everything everywhere to comment on the Worldcom case.
03/08/2004
01:07

Bear
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Jon feels the bear used in last night's episode of "The Sopranos" was unrealistic.
03/08/2004
03:21

Jack-Ass Reporting
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With no cell phones or cameras allowed in the courthouse for the verdict, seasoned reporters turn to red scarves.
03/08/2004
05:09

Val Kilmer
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A polar bear in Central Park once waved to Val Kilmer.
03/08/2004
03:19

Martha Convicted
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Be sure to catch Stephen Colbert's special report on Martha Stewart's private life, tomorrow night at 7 on "Martha Stewart: Under the Linen."
03/08/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Flag Wavers
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Reporters scurry out the courthouse waving red scarves to report the Martha Stewart verdict.
03/08/2004
03:14

Illegally Blonde
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Martha Stewart is found guilty of obstructing justice, making false statements and poorly accessorizing.
03/08/2004
02:40

Rights Here, Rights Now
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After decades of tyranny, democracy is back in Iraq, if by democracy you mean a temporary set of guidelines signed by unelected members of the U.S. appointed governing body.
03/09/2004
03:48

See Spot Run
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George W. Bush's new ad campaign contains the most disturbing image ever shown in a campaign commercial, eclipsing Bob Dole's infamous 1996 talking belly button man
03/09/2004
07:24

Ed Gillespie
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If George W. Bush isn't elected in November, Ed Gillespie is out of a job.
03/09/2004
01:43

What Up Wit Tutu?
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Jon Stewart would like to thank Chris Matthews and Hardball for reaffirming where he stands on the show business ladder.
03/09/2004
04:14

Auto Erotic Fixation
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The lead actor on Fox's "The Littlest Groom" feels a local Alabama ad would make a mockery of his show.
03/09/2004
00:18

Moment of Zen - Free Pens
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The empty constitution signing room in Iraq.
03/09/2004
00:24

Moment of Zen - Space
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The stars moving through space.
03/10/2004
05:59

George Carlin
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George Carlin explains the same people who killed Jesus are creating problems today: religious people, government and big business.
03/10/2004
03:59

The Fall Spy
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CIA Director George Tenet did the only honorable thing a person in his situation could do- wash his hands of the entire affair.
03/10/2004
02:12

Passion Pays
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"The Passion of the Christ" is in the position to break box office records for highest grossing, fastest grossing and just plain most grossing.
03/10/2004
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