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Headlines - The Replacement Killers

Season 11 • 01/17/2006

As House Majority Leader we would vow to get rid of people like us.

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03:53

Nuclear Bomb Schematics
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John Hodgman discusses plans for a nuclear bomb that he found on the Internet. Some kid downloaded it for him.
01/16/2006
04:03

Headlines - Nukes of Hazard
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The Jan Brady of the Axis of Evil, Iran threatens to block international inspectors from its nuclear sites.
01/16/2006
00:10

Moment of Zen - Bush Explains Diplomacy
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President George W. Bush explains the meaning of diplomacy.
01/16/2006
03:20

This Week in God - Limbo
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Top theologians met at the Vatican and agreed to do away with Limbo, to make Catholicism more appealing.
01/16/2006
03:24

Level of Taint
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The truth is people in Washington try to hide their taint, but it's there and it's dirty.
01/17/2006
00:46

Daily/Colbert - Capote Rules!
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Stephen Colbert gripes about all the gay themed movies being honored at the Golden Globes.
01/17/2006
03:54

Donkey Show
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Why is God so f**king coy? Why can't he just give us a short list of things to do and not to do? Let's say ten of them.
01/17/2006
00:17

Moment of Zen - Plantation
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Hillary Clinton makes a comparison between the House of Representatives and a plantation at a Martin Luther King Day ceremony.
01/17/2006
08:21

L. Paul Bremer
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L. Paul Bremer discusses the division between the think tank version of the war in Iraq and the situation on the ground.
01/17/2006
01:08

Intro - Adios Douchebag
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Jon Stewart is touched by Steve Carell's success even though they ended on bad terms.
01/17/2006
02:39

Headlines - The Replacement Killers
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Representative Giant Pile of Jack Abramoff's money to take over Bob Ney's vacated chairmanship
01/17/2006
04:01

Headlines - This is Wire Tap
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The NSA has been engaged in rampant buggery since 9/11 listening to every phone call imaginable to create more dots to connect.
01/18/2006
01:52

The Most Recent NASA Project and its Implications for Scientific Research! - Catch a Rising Star
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NASA produces the first ever night vision footage not to feature sex or something blowing up.
01/18/2006
03:45

Men of Steel Resolve
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Tickle my balls Elmo is no match for Superman's mastery of his own domain.
01/18/2006
08:21

James Woolsey
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Jon Stewart is confident that James Woolsey is not going to kill him or anyone he knows.
01/18/2006
00:15

Moment of Zen - A View from Space
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From outer space we see a satellite and the planet Earth.
01/18/2006
00:29

Preview - 1/19/2006
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Nate Corddry is insulted by an old man's advice.
01/18/2006
00:52

Daily/Colbert - North Korean Microfiche
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Stephen Colbert is very concerned about loose lips and their effects on ships.
01/18/2006
00:13

Moment of Zen - New Horizons Spacecraft
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NASA's New Horizons spacecraft heads for Pluto.
01/19/2006
06:29

Indecision 2006 - Canadian Elections
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Samantha Bee calls Jon to warn him about the full wrath of the Canadian government and the Canadian Broadcasting Company.
01/19/2006
01:27

Headlines - Burning Olive Branch
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Osama bin Laden releases an audio tape claiming more attacks on U.S. soil are imminent, yet also offering a truce to help rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan.
01/19/2006
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