The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Bush Explains Diplomacy

Season 11 • 01/16/2006

President Bush defines the word "diplomacy."

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Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert, who cries his eyes out over the unfair mistreatment of Samuel Alito.
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Eugene Jarecki talks about his documentary, "Why We Fight."
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