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Newt Gingrich Wants to Screw America

Season 7 • 03/10/2011

If Newt Gingrich becomes president, he will keep his promise to screw America.

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David Brooks
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David Brooks describes the way unconscious emotions affect people's decisions and values.
03/09/2011
04:35

Stephen Gives Up Catholicism for Lent
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Giving up Catholicism for Lent shows Stephen's devotion to the great religion that he no longer practices.
03/09/2011
03:37

Bench Press
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If every Supreme Court justice had to recuse themselves over a conflict of interest, we would never see John Roberts' NASCAR robe.
03/09/2011
00:42

Sign Off - Jewish Stephen
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Now that Stephen is Jewish, he is legally obligated to tell you to call your mother.
03/09/2011
00:45

Sign Off - Enjoy the Moment
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Stephen wants everyone to take a deep breath and enjoy the moment.
03/10/2011
01:29

Colbert PAC Ad
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Stephen launches ColbertPAC.com with his very own high-budget promotional video.
03/10/2011
03:31

Peter King Understands Violent Radicalism
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Tennessee fights back against Sharia law, and Peter King holds a hearing to investigate radical American Muslims.
03/10/2011
06:16

Colbert PAC Ad
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Stephen shows support for Tim Pawlenty's courage to stand next to Scott Walker with a patriotic message.
03/10/2011
00:31

Intro - 3/10/11
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Al Qaeda recruits Americans, and Reza Aslan will talk about the Islamic-American experience if he makes it past Stephen's security.
03/10/2011
06:36

Reza Aslan
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Reza Aslan thinks Peter King's hearings to investigate Muslim radicalization are a useless enterprise.
03/10/2011
02:16

Newt Gingrich Wants to Screw America
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Newt Gingrich only cheated on his wives because he's so passionate about America.
03/10/2011
00:32

Intro - 3/21/11
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The escalating conflict in Libya means good news for troops, Stephen's self-portrait goes up for auction, and Steve Martin does some bluegrass.
03/21/2011
07:39

Raging Art-On - Art 1
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Stephen talks to Simon de Pury and checks out the competition at the Phillips de Pury Gallery.
03/21/2011
05:33

Crisis in the Middle Everywhere - Japan & Libya
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Japan suffers a massive earthquake, and America launches air strikes against Libya.
03/21/2011
00:16

Sign Off - Dueling Banjos
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Stephen plays "Dueling Banjos" for Steve Martin.
03/21/2011
07:13

Raging Art-On - Art 2
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Stephen sits down with a panel of appraisers to set a price for his portrait and generates buzz at the pre-auction cocktail party.
03/22/2011
05:35

Ayman Mohyeldin
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Ayman Mohyeldin says the American cable companies that refuse to carry Al Jazeera help contribute to the misinformation about the Middle East.
03/22/2011
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
03/22/2011
04:18

Crisis in the Middle Everywhere - CNN and Fox News Fight in Libya
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Fox News and CNN courageously report on the fighting in Libya between Fox News and CNN.
03/22/2011
00:34

Intro - 3/22/11
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The art world buzzes about Stephen's portrait, and Ayman Mohyeldin talks about Al Jazeera English in the Situation Mosque.
03/22/2011
02:42

Californians Respond to Japanese Disaster
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Californians panic over trace amounts of radiation that might drift 5,000 miles and contaminate their Jamba Juices.
03/22/2011
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