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Headlines - CIA Shake-Up - Out of Porter - Director's Cut

Season 11 • 05/08/2006

CIA Director Porter Goss resigns under rumors of poker games, prostitutes and turf battles.

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The Moment of Zen - Bird Flu
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Fox News warns viewers about the threat of bird flu and the government's worst-case scenario.
05/04/2006
05:31

John Malkovich
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John Malkovich didn't take any carrots or money, he only asked that his French carrot farmer neighbors keep away from his well.
05/04/2006
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National Anthem
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President Bush and Mrs. Bush seem to disagree on the appropriate language for the national anthem. El awkwardo....
05/04/2006
02:38

Star-Spangled Banner Debate
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Francis Scott Key created a piece of music so powerful, it only took 117 years to become our national anthem and the very symbol of the end of our broadcasting day.
05/04/2006
03:46

Headlines - Revenge of the Birds
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Avian flu goes on the list of things we're unprepared for, along with terror attack, hurricane, fuel shortage, the metric system and seeing Vincent Gallo's penis.
05/04/2006
00:21

Moment of Zen - Hong Kong Bun Festival
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Contestants climb a tower of buns and collect them to placate lost souls.
05/08/2006
01:43

The Weather Game in Terre Haute, Indiana
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In Terre Haute, Indiana, weather team WTWO has 45 years of experience, while WTHI only has 30.
05/08/2006
04:15

Poll Smoking - Obesity
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Statistical Analyst Dave Gorman has found some disturbing trends in the obesity of Americans and how we perceive ourselves.
05/08/2006
02:46

Anybody's Goss
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Samantha Bee analyzes Porter Goss' departure from the CIA and blames it on him having sex with Thai hookers who inject heroin into the tip of his penis.
05/08/2006
05:42

David Remnick
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David Remnick presents his latest book, "Reporting," and talks about his difficulties getting access to the Bush administration.
05/08/2006
04:52

Headlines - CIA Shake-Up - Out of Porter - Director's Cut
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After a string of White House departures, CIA Director Porter Goss resigns after 19 months on the job.
05/08/2006
03:36

Scary Movie
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Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi -- the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq -- puts out his first propaganda videotape so that the would-be jihadists can see him as all that and a bag of hummus.
05/09/2006
04:32

The War at Home
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Donald Rumsfeld knows the WMD are in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad, and to the east, west, south and north.
05/09/2006
03:30

Headlines - God #10
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Fox & Friends pores over the results of a study where children ranked God tenth out of the best things in the world, just ahead of "Bad Food."
05/09/2006
00:59

Daily/Colbert - CIA
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Stephen Colbert recounts the time he was almost killed by the CIA in a case of mistaken identity.
05/09/2006
04:28

Law and Border
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Jason Jones reports that just like the Mexicans, the Canadians are sneaking into America by the bazillions.
05/09/2006
05:08

10 F#@king Years - Happy F@!king Holidays
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The Daily Show takes a look back at its coverage of the holidays, from the highest of high holidays, Hanukah, to a foul-mouthed look at the true meaning of Christmas.
05/09/2006
00:16

Moment of Zen - Pedometer
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Donald Rumsfeld tells a Fox News interviewer how many steps he's walked for the day.
05/09/2006
05:50

Eric Shawn
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Eric Shawn describes how economic interests guide the policies of the U.N.
05/09/2006
05:12

Billy Connolly
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Bill Connolly explains why everyone hates Americans.
05/10/2006
03:46

Intro - Weather Attack Ad
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Jon is sorry for making fun of a local weather team running an attack ad on another local weather team.
05/10/2006
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