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Moment of Zen - Nice Melons
Season 13 • 06/18/2008
Kyra Phillips likes the melons Zain Verjee is standing in front of.
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02:53
Free Radicals
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
400 Taliban members escape from a Kandahar prison, but after a few years locked up, they've probably learned their lesson.
06/17/2008
07:20
Lara Logan
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
CBS News Chief Foreign Correspondent Lara Logan feels responsible for Americans not understanding what's going on in Iraq and Afghanistan.
06/17/2008
00:10
Moment of Zen - George Takei Marriage
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
George Takei marries Brad Altman after California legalizes gay marriage.
06/17/2008
02:40
Here Comes the Pride
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
John Oliver and Jason Jones aren't gay but they'd like to be U.S. citizens.
06/17/2008
03:33
There Will Be Flood
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
The media attempts to show the Midwest flood's magnitude by breaking out the human dipsticks.
06/18/2008
03:12
Indecision 2008 - Gore Endorses Obama
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Al Gore makes a bold move by endorsing Barack Obama weeks after he wrapped up the nomination.
06/18/2008
01:27
Headlines - White Stuff on Mars
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
We cannot yet confirm life on Mars but it seems we might be able to confirm nightlife on Mars.
06/18/2008
07:31
Steve Carell
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Steve Carell has advice for all those young actors trying to make it in Hollywood.
06/18/2008
01:58
Wet Hot American Bummer
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Jason Jones and Wyatt Cenac have a different take on the devastating floods in the Midwest.
06/18/2008
01:13
Daily/Colbert - Crossword Puzzle
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Stephen solves the New York Times crossword puzzle with the word he coined.
06/18/2008
00:15
Moment of Zen - Nice Melons
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
On CNN's "American Morning," Kyra Phillips compliments the melons behind Zain Verjee.
06/18/2008
00:20
Moment of Zen - Veto Pen
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
George W. Bush stands between the Democrats' excessive spending and the American people paying more taxes with his veto pen.
06/19/2008
07:32
Mike Myers
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Mike Myers' brother has a signed picture of Jon wearing tiny shorts and roller skates prominently displayed.
06/19/2008
01:57
Baracknophobia - Obama's Own Campaign
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
The irrational fear of hope has gotten so bad it's infected Barack Obama's own campaign.
06/19/2008
06:12
Guantanamo Baywatch - Supreme Court Ruling
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Thanks to the Supreme Court, Al Qaeda has it better than poor Mexican landscapers and Nazis.
06/19/2008
03:55
The Procrastinator
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
President Bush hasn't done anything in seven and a half years. Is being president like being in college?
06/19/2008
06:19
James McAvoy
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
James McAvoy likes American sports because there's a lot of stomping, drinking and food.
06/23/2008
04:38
Candidates' Wives
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
It's electorally possible to elect John McCain for president and Michelle Obama for first lady, which is the awkward scenario for Jon's screenplay.
06/23/2008
01:03
Daily/Colbert - Fig Newton Stains
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Stephen needs to get the Fig Newton stains out of his suede couch from Cookie Monster's visit last week.
06/23/2008
03:58
Indecision 2008 - Finance Reform
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
It's not like Barack Obama ever raised his hand and said he was for public financing.
06/23/2008
00:59
Moment of Zen - George Carlin
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
If you want to know what happened in the Persian Gulf, just remember the two men who were running that war -- Dick Cheney and Colin Powell.
06/23/2008
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