The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Train in Vain

Season 6 • 06/26/2002

Transportation giants struggle to provide better service than the bus.

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00:15

Moment of Zen - Theme Song
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Theme song for the plutonium movie.
06/25/2002
00:48

U.S. Wins
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As far as Jon is concerned the U.S. won the World Cup and Canada came in second.
06/25/2002
08:25

David Scheffer
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The United Nations is not just a building on the East River, it's an organization that's fanned out across the world doing a lot of positive work.
06/25/2002
01:54

Built to Spill
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The governor of South Carolina is not about to let the federal government turn South Carolina into the nation's nuclear dumping ground.
06/25/2002
02:08

Bush's Plan
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President Bush optimistically predicts that Israel will continue to be victimized by terrorism and the Palestinian people's situation will continue to grow more miserable.
06/25/2002
00:09

Moment of Zen - Dirty Bomb
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Dr. Sanjay Gupta insists that dirty bombs are not effective methods of mass destruction.
06/26/2002
05:12

Paul Sorvino
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Paul Sorvino whips out his cadre of impressions, from Al Gore to a large gay man.
06/26/2002
02:38

Headlines - Wet Hot Canadian Summit
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The G8 Summit is held far away from ass-baring protestors and McDonald's goes undercover to avoid vandalism.
06/26/2002
03:04

End of the WorldCom
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WorldCom reports that 3.8 billion dollars is inaccurately reported as earnings, amounting to a massive financial blowjob.
06/26/2002
04:31

I on News - Dirty Bombs
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Jon walks us through the media coverage of dirty bombs more than a month after the arrest of an alleged terrorist.
06/26/2002
03:01

Train in Vain
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Amtrak and United Airlines ask for huge bailouts from the government to give people an alternative to the bus.
06/26/2002
06:26

Clint Mathis
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Clint Mathis compares playing soccer overseas versus playing in America.
06/27/2002
03:07

WorldCom
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Rob Corddry reports that if Americans continue to believe in capitalism, the executives still win. They've got it fixed.
06/27/2002
02:28

Headlines - In God We Fuss
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A court of appeals rules that the phrase "Under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance is unconstitutional.
06/27/2002
00:14

Moment Of Zen - Pledge Of Allegiance
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Children from different classrooms recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
06/27/2002
03:17

Dollars and Cents - WorldCom Executives
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When Congress gets through with the WorldCom executives, they'll have nothing left but some faded memories and millions of dollars.
06/27/2002
01:00

NBA Draft
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Jon believes the NBA discriminated against him because he has asthma and only one kidney.
06/27/2002
03:03

Stars & Barred
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Toby Keith and Charlie Daniels will not perform on upcoming 4th of July television specials after their songs are deemed inappropriate.
06/27/2002
00:16

Moment of Zen - Bull Run
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A bull crushes a man at the running of the bulls in Spain.
07/08/2002
02:15

Positive Thinking
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Jon Stewart sees Texas half-empty of flood water, while Stephen Colbert sees Texas as half-full of flood water.
07/08/2002
06:54

Adam Sandler
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Adam Sandler never gets caught for his crimes because he does them to old people who will forget.
07/08/2002
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