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Mess O'Potamia - Paul O'Neill

Season 8 • 01/14/2004

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld defends the President.

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02:03

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Canning
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Steve Carell spends his summer in the basement putting things in jars.
01/13/2004
07:12

Catherine Weitz
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Catherine Weitz sheds some light on the latest Mars mission.
01/13/2004
00:36

Intro - 1/14/04
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Jon compares walking around with a set of keys to walking around in the freezing cold weather outside.
01/14/2004
00:45

Mess O'Potamia - Hussein's Heroes
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Saddam Hussein is granted prisoner of war status and a leather bomber jacket.
01/14/2004
03:38

Carol Moseley Braun Pt. 2
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Carol Moseley Braun decries the climate of fear surrounding the 2004 presidential election and aims to put a man on Manhattan.
01/14/2004
05:00

The Man in the Mirror
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Rob Corddry takes a look at the real victims of the Michael Jackson trial: those who impersonate Michael Jackson.
01/14/2004
02:10

Wacko Michael
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Michael Jackson prepares for his trial regarding alleged lewd and lascivious acts against children, though his brother insists he is 1000% innocent.
01/14/2004
04:10

Carol Moseley Braun Pt. 1
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Her Excellency Carol Moseley Braun talks about her candidacy in the upcoming Iowa caucus and hopes to generate the right alchemy.
01/14/2004
00:44

Preview - 1/15/04
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Jon sets up tomorrow's show and apologizes for all the politicians with a promise of the cast of "Sweet Valley High".
01/14/2004
00:13

Moment of Zen - Jermaine Jackson
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Jermaine Jackson insists his brother is not only 100% innocent, but 1000% innocent.
01/14/2004
02:40

Mess O'Potamia - Paul O'Neill
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Paul O'Neill says President Bush had plans to invade Iraq before attaining office, an allegation the Secretary of Defense defends against.
01/14/2004
02:30

Headlines - 2 Fastows 2 Spurious
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Enron's former chief financial officer Andrew Fastow faces 10 years in prison, meaning he not only embezzled money but sodomized people with it.
01/15/2004
01:18

Callin' It Quits
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Jon Stewart suspects that Carol Moseley Braun pretended to run for president just to get on "The Daily Show."
01/15/2004
04:31

Joe Biden Pt. 1
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Senator Joe Biden supports Democratic presidential candidate, and personal friend, John Kerry.
01/15/2004
03:56

Joe Biden Pt. 2
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Senator Joe Biden states that the Bush administration was completely ill-prepared in handling a post-Saddam Iraq.
01/15/2004
03:29

Headlines - The Martian Chronicles
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Space is the latest foreign, hostile and insanely expensive locale on the Bush administration's "go-to list."
01/15/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Maybe Failure
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A tourist at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum comments on the new space mission to Mars.
01/15/2004
02:56

Done With Earth
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Computers project that the planet Earth in 2050 will look like the head of Dick Van Patten.
01/15/2004
01:06

Jon Magazine - Trichinosis Is No Bed of Roses
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This issue of Jon Magazine is printed with ink containing fox urine so your cat will think that Jon Stewart is trying to kill it and will respect your magazine's boundaries.
01/15/2004
04:00

Indecision 2004 - Iowa Caucus
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John Edwards is the bastard son of a retarded mill worker.
01/19/2004
04:26

Indecision 2004 - Smeagol Dean or Gollum Dean?
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Once again that's John Kerry confidently predicting victory in Waterloo.
01/19/2004
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