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Colbert and Colmes - Roland Burris Appointment

Season 5 • 01/05/2009

Alan Colmes discusses the Democrats' rampant racism.

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Intro - 12/10/08
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The Chinese reveal a new weapon. What can be more dangerous than their fire drills?
12/10/2008
04:53

On Notice - Forgiveness
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Stephen doesn't like the feeling of showing mercy, so he puts forgiveness on notice.
12/10/2008
06:08

ThreatDown - Happiness
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This plague of positivity is a threat to our way of life, and more importantly, Stephen's show.
12/10/2008
05:00

Richard Haass
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Richard Haass believes this century has the potential for America to cooperate with other countries to make the world safer.
12/10/2008
03:22

Rod Blagojevich's Birthday
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Governor, you really shouldn't have told anyone about last year's birthday wish to get away with your crimes.
12/10/2008
03:49

The Ghost of Stage Manager Bobby
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The ghost of Bobby returns to show Stephen what his life was like before he became a greedy, narcissistic shell of a man.
12/11/2008
00:37

Intro - 12/11/08
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Atheists are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. What's next, taking the Christ out of Christiane Amanpour?
12/11/2008
00:38

Stephen Eats Ghost Ribs
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Stephen wishes everybody a Merry Christmas, especially his former stage manager Bobby.
12/11/2008
07:09

Michael Phelps
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Michael Phelps will compete in the 2010 Winter Olympics after Stephen teaches him how to ice dance.
12/11/2008
07:22

The Word - The Unbearable Lightness of Supreme Being
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Christmas really burns atheists up, which they can think of as a preview of their afterlife.
12/11/2008
06:29

Colbert and Colmes - Roland Burris Appointment
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Rod Blagojevich proves himself to be a civil rights leader.
01/05/2009
04:37

John King
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Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
01/05/2009
05:12

Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Three
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Tek Jansen attempts to free some innocent, delicious beings from slavery.
01/05/2009
00:27

Intro - 1/5/09
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Stephen is still feeling the effects of his New Year's celebration.
01/05/2009
02:52

Colbert and Colmes - Colmes Gets Fired
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Alan Colmes can't come back to the show unless he has a book to promote.
01/05/2009
00:25

Thank You, Stephen
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Stephen wants to thank all the people who make this show possible.
01/06/2009
03:28

Ponzi Schemes
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Bernard Madoff lost less money than AIG and he throws way better parties.
01/06/2009
03:59

Hiding Gold - David Leonhardt
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David Leonhardt endorses Stephen's new business of hiding gold.
01/06/2009
05:09

Matt Miller
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Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
01/06/2009
06:59

Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz
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Stephen beats Jason Chaffetz in leg wrestling.
01/06/2009
00:36

Intro - 1/7/09
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Obama wants to make it easier for people to sue their employers for past abuse. Jon Stewart, Stephen's silence about your workouts ends.
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