The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Clash of the Cretins

Season 14 • 11/02/2009

Jason Jones and John Oliver watch as New York and Philly fans compete in douchiness.

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00:17

Moment of Zen - Harry Reid's Dancing Partner
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Harry Reid wants to work with Republicans on health care reform, but they won't get off the chair.
10/28/2009
07:30

Anna Baltzer & Mustafa Barghouti
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Anna Baltzer and Mustafa Barghouti find hope for peace between Israel and Palestine in the strength of their non-violent movement.
10/28/2009
05:07

Public Option Limited
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Liberal protesters sing show tunes to pressure Harry Reid into putting the public option back into health care reform.
10/28/2009
05:41

Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes listens for the word "noir" when her wife talks to their twins in French.
10/29/2009
02:55

Indecision 2009 - NYC Edition
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Mike Bloomberg is honored to have another opportunity to serve the great city whose laws he's too rich to follow.
10/29/2009
00:17

Moment of Zen - Jackie Mason Hates Mike Bloomberg
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Jackie Mason calls Mike Bloomberg a pig of the lowest kind and hopes he passes away by Thursday.
10/29/2009
11:31

For Fox Sake!
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Fox News defends itself against an attack by the Obama administration by explaining that most of their shows aren't real news.
10/29/2009
07:04

Bob Menendez
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Bob Menendez weighs in on the New York-Philly rivalry and predicts the outcome of New Jersey's gubernatorial race.
11/02/2009
08:52

Indecision 2009 - Vote or Keep Going About Your Day
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Mike Bloomberg connects with the common man, Jon Corzine attacks Chris Christie's waistline, and Doug Hoffman passes Glenn Beck's test.
11/02/2009
00:12

Moment of Zen - Glenn Beck Tests Doug Hoffman
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Glenn Beck quizzes Doug Hoffman, the conservative Congressional candidate for New York's 23rd district.
11/02/2009
04:34

Clash of the Cretins
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Jason Jones and John Oliver are there as New York and Philadelphia supporters battle it out for the title of American Sports' Douchiest Fans.
11/02/2009
07:27

David Plouffe
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David Plouffe talks about Barack Obama's long-term approach to policies on energy, health care and the financial system.
11/03/2009
08:50

Indecision 2009 - Reindecision 2008 and Beyond
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John Oliver, Sam Bee and Aasif Mandvi speculate on how they'll handle New York's 23rd District election results.
11/03/2009
03:44

Is Our Dick Going Soft?
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Dick Cheney recognizes his handwritten notes on Joe Wilson's op-ed piece, but he can't recall why he wrote them.
11/03/2009
00:16

Moment of Zen - Earthquakes, Litmus Tests and Civil Wars
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The media reports on the political earthquake and civil war in the Democratic Party.
11/03/2009
02:34

Can't Get Queer From Here
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Maine voters want to be tolerant of gays, but unfortunately, they weren't born that way.
11/04/2009
00:10

Moment of Zen - Asking Mommy for Pancakes
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You can't order change in American government as easily as you can ask Mommy for pancakes.
11/04/2009
01:14

Daily/Colbert - Faulty Al Gore Interview
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Stephen wants to know why Jon's interview with Al Gore was like a faulty computer program.
11/04/2009
09:24

Al Gore
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Al Gore believes new technologies like renewable electricity, the supergrid and electric cars will help solve the global warming crisis.
11/04/2009
07:12

Indecision 2009 - Polish That Turd
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The losers of the New Jersey, Virginia and New York elections become winners thanks to some turd polishing.
11/04/2009
05:15

Susan Rice
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Susan Rice says the world's attitude towards the United States has improved at the UN since President Obama took office.
11/05/2009
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