The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Back in Black - Abusing the System

Season 5 • 05/02/2001

A nuclear bomb wouldn't really change some people's lives for the worst.

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Dominic Chianese
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Dominic Chianese's character on "The Sopranos" is kind of a jerk.
05/01/2001
03:07

Women's Health with Vance DeGeneres - Menopause
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Menopause isn't sad if you take a minute to understand what is happening to that delicate flower you call your "womanhood."
05/01/2001
04:06

Headlines- Major League Gashole
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The Bush Administration's new energy plan won't affect your way of life -- provided you burrow a whole to the center of the Earth.
05/01/2001
04:43

The Other Killer White Meat
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Nicky Augoustino was just like any other strip club owning bachelor with a talking bird -- until tragedy hit.
05/02/2001
02:28

Headlines - Shield of Dreams
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After 100 days of forced seclusion, President George W. Bush was released from his handlers to read from a prepared text.
05/02/2001
00:09

Moment of Zen - Nuclear
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President George W. Bush mispronounces the word "nuclear."
05/02/2001
01:17

Fire Away
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According to Mo Rocca, 100% of the American public work at Lockheed Martin and love the proposed missile defense system.
05/02/2001
03:47

Shield of Dreams - Technology
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Senior Military Analyst Steve Carell presents the latest anti-biological vapor that can render New York City both safe and pine fresh.
05/02/2001
01:27

Other News - Mammal in the Mirror
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For years, the dolphin mirror industry has been haunted by the question: "When dolphins look in the mirror, what do they see?"
05/02/2001
02:35

Dastardly Nations
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You have to look at foreign nations the same way you have to look at women -- you must assume they are all out to destroy you.
05/02/2001
03:13

Back in Black - Abusing the System
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The president should forget the missile shield and start work on an anti-livestock shield.
05/02/2001
03:38

Other News - Dream Con
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The Nova Dreamer claims to help you control your dreams.
05/03/2001
02:59

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Driven
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"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
05/03/2001
00:12

Moment of Zen - Priests Singing
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A group of orthodox priests sing.
05/03/2001
03:35

Headlines - Press Corpse
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Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
05/03/2001
03:54

Robert Patrick
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Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
05/03/2001
04:13

It's Not Easy Being Green
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Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
05/03/2001
04:57

Pet Sedentary
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Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
05/07/2001
00:39

Moment of Zen - T-Ball
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Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
05/07/2001
01:12

Other News - Strom of the Century
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While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
05/07/2001
03:45

Headlines - Bush League
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President George W. Bush opened a t-ball game on the White House South Lawn with the ceremonial forced attempt at humor.
05/07/2001
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